Nigel Farage expels entire UKIP membership

[joe_bloggs*]

Nigel Farage expels entire UKIP membership for bringing party into disrepute

The entire membership of UKIP across Britain – including councillors, MEPs and grassroots activists- has been expelled from the party following a hearing in front of a UKIP disciplinary panel in London.

Details of the reasons for the expulsions have not been disclosed, but party leader Nigel Farage confirmed to the media that it was in response to allegations that the entire membership was full of intolerant, narrow-minded, crackpot dingbats who pretend to be libertarian but in fact simply don’t like foreigners and homosexuals much.

In response to the mass expulsions, the former UKIP membership said they “feel sickened” at the way they had been treated and planned to appeal against the decision.

Immediately after the expulsions, the disciplinary panel members announced they had also expelled themselves from the party for bringing the party into disrepute, leaving Mr Farage as the sole UKIP member.

http://tompride.wordpress.com/

They'll probally blame the recent floods on gay marriage !

[electric*mayhem*band]

Crikey ! The first thread in twenty-four hours. Things are looking up.

[guardpig]

LOL

I must say thought that are local lot whilst appearing similar to the description given are also one of the kindest, all inclusive and just plain nice bunch of people you would come across.

[joe_bloggs*]

Latest UKIP Shipping forecast:

https://soundcloud.com/nicholas-pegg/ukip-shipping-forecast

[ilove2patch]

That is so funny & very clever! lol

[bookhunter2007]

Nigel Farage claims "some of my best friends are floods"

http://undergroundmgzn.com/2014/01/20/nigel-farage-claims-some-best-friends-floods/

[charliebird123]

Wow, and some posters condemn the DM. Deary me.!

[bookhunter2007]

Looks like RT's pet tortoise needs to Google the word "satire"...

[lost.parrot]

I did hear poor Mr Farrige had been struck on the head with a placard. Fortunately, a spokesperson said,there was little chance of any damage, ............and that the placard would be back in use shortly.

[Anonymous]

Is this topic not too controversial for on here?

[joe_bloggs*]

[charliebird123]

Remember BOP,he used to say what a Terry Osser How right he was.!!!

[electric*mayhem*band]

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@charliebird123 wrote:

Remember BOP,he used to say what a Terry Osser How right he was.!!!

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How could anyone forget the erstwhile BOP ? In fact this place has never been quite the same since he packed up his goods and chattels, and left for pastures new. *sighs*

I believe he also had a 'twin' brother called likeanyonecares, but I could be wrong on that score. *ponders*

[ecclesvinaigrette]

I remember Henry, the really useful green engine he was free steaming and reliable, unlike Boo Shunter who promenaded around the fiddlers yard with trucks banging and crashing. Then there was James who saw red Engine, quiet unassuming and full of Bon Homie,
No engine had his ability to pull truckloads of wool whilst consuming vast quantities of the black stuff. All good fun while the girls were represented by my little pony. I wonder if Nigel were an engine which one would he be?

[jacmoo_ev84c]

If they all post the same as the above, it's not surprising there is nobody posting.

[ecclesvinaigrette]

Thanks Evo so much.

[jacmoo_ev84c]

)))inebriation(((( no engine

[joe_bloggs*]

That Nigel cannot help himself can he?

"Nigel Farage has waded into a fresh political row by saying the UK government should lift a ban on handguns......"

"Mr Farage told LBC Radio that handguns should be legalised if they were kept in locked boxes by licensed individuals....."

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/275420a4-8500-11e3-8968-00144feab7de.html

I know who should be kept in a locked box !