May I ask a question, please ?

[electric*mayhem*band]

Why have Lithium in their infinite wisdom, obliterated thousands of contributions by members in their 'Post Count' field ?

Is this by design or miscarriage ? Anyone care to speculate ?

Puzzled of Saffron Walden.

[logbox]

Well I am not going in while you are in there.

[miss*prim]

He can't go in that one Harry.  Not since he chopped his bits off and started calling himsen Lily Logbox.

Did somebody mention pensions?

Hold on to yer wallets good people of the Round table.  'She'' will be having a fertle afore you can say Logs is tighter than a camels bottom in a sandstorm.

Hang on a minute did I just use the word bottom???

It must be because I wouldn't want the good folk on here to think of me as common and vulgar

[Anonymous]

Miss Prim, You is a lady. Everyone knowz that.

I is no boy Logs, just a bearded lady.

[logbox]

You two are in for it when I get you home.

[miss*prim]

Empty promises as per usual

*goes off to shave legs, top lip and pits just in case*

[electric*mayhem*band]

Logs, don't encourage that Prim dame. She's no better than she should be. Turn a deaf  earhole.

No, on second thoughts DO encourage her, then she might stop trying to make a laughing stock out of my good self.

And just let her say anything to that, and I'll report her to Alan, on the grounds that she's being objectionable and rude.

*sweeps out of thread*

[logbox]

Alan is it? a bit familiar for a newbie aren't you.

I tell you what Prims, if you blunt my razor and leave it covered in hair you will be more sorry then Capt Jack when he is caught hiding in the toilet when it's his round.

[miss*prim]

You know that pair of skate wings you've got for yer tea?..................Shut yer gob, strap em to yer back and fly off down the chippie and get me a double portion with batter bits................please darling. 

See Alan i'm not rude at all.  I'm a proper little charm ball with good manners and everyfink.  If I have the occasional lapse that's entirely due to the company I keep.

[ronnybabes]

Will you lot kindly sherrup!

I needs me beauty sleep.... 

wanders off to beebos  dreamimg of miss prim...  

[logbox]

You sure do, did you hit every ugly stick on the way down the tree?

[electric*mayhem*band]

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@logbox wrote:

Alan is it? a bit familiar for a newbie aren't you.

I tell you what Prims, if you blunt my razor and leave it covered in hair you will be more sorry then Capt Jack when he is caught hiding in the toilet when it's his round.

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I'm sorry, but I must have had some sort of bizarre flashback just then. Who's Captain Jack when he's at home ? Certainly no one on this forum. The only Jack I know has the surname 'Ripper', and he's definitely not a Captain. May have a bit of Royal blood coursing through his veins, but a Captain he isn't.

*beginning to wish I'd stayed on Mumsnet now*

[logbox]

Capt Jack, he was an old matey of mine, real salty charactor, I only wish I could find him, I owe him some money you see and having come into some I wish to make him comfortable for the rest of his life, oh well maybe the cats home would like it.

[electric*mayhem*band]

Never mind the cat's home, you'll have every single poster on the FH&G wanting to adopt you. Providing you've got £100,000 to spare, give it to that Prim woman for her face-lift. She's already enquired about the scaffolding, but no one will take the job on.

Oh is that the time ? Must fly.

[ronnybabes]

No... Loggie

you's know nothing, I need it, to keep me'sen looking like this...

Beauty doesn't grow on trees you know.

[miss*prim]

Ronnie just leave the riff raff to play with themselves *coughs discreetly*

We've got bigger fish to fry so bring me a nice large bit of cod and  i'll step straight into your dreams......... putting my good leg first of course.

[al**bear]

[logbox]

The good old days. 

Have a quick look because it will be removed very quickly.

[cee-dee]

Where've you been hiding? Looooooooong time no see?