Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[tommy.irene]

Ha..ha..good snipe Bill hope your buying everyone a drink.....1900...

[hansy564]

Pint please landlord, put one in the till for Ian as well just in case he wakes up :^O

I see the RT Brains trust are absent tonight, whats the odds they are watching Britains not got Talent :^O

[bill-xxx]

Pint please landlord, put one in the till for Ian as well just in case he wakes up :^O

I see the RT Brains trust are absent tonight, whats the odds they are watching Britains not got Talent :^O

Will do, Hansy. here's your pint...:-D

BGT is losing it methinks 😞

[tommy.irene]

Is that tripe still on TV ..i though they got sick of it..

[bill-xxx]

Ha..ha..good snipe Bill hope your buying everyone a drink.....1900...

Shhh...:_|

[tommy.irene]

Bill went home at 9pm, said he wanted a quiet night....... {he didnt want to buy everyone a drink because of the snipe}

[tommy.irene]

Two drunken men were driving home. The first started screaming: - Bill, watch out for the wall, watch out for the waaaaall! Baaaaam! They hit the wall. The next day in the hospital the first man asked his friend: - You good for nothing, I've been screaming for you to watch out, why didn't you? Bill answered him: - IT WAS YOU DRIVING!!!

[tommy.irene]

Time for another whisky..

[bill-xxx]

Hi Tommy 🙂

One whisky...

[jimbo1lee]

morning Bill, :-D, er! may I respecfully surgest you,

PUT A BAN ON "PINKS". :^O in this boozer, :^O,

oh! can I have a cuppa cappuccino pleeeeeeeeez.

[bill-xxx]

morning Bill, :-D, er! may I respecfully surgest you,

PUT A BAN ON "PINKS". :^O in this boozer, :^O,

oh! can I have a cuppa cappuccino pleeeeeeeeez.

Morning Jimbo :^O

We now have two rottweilers trained to alert us should any of them approach the premises :O:^O

One cappuccino...

[bill-xxx]

Adam 'Crack' Winrich ~ The new Bar Doorman...

😮

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFbfBeEq-ec

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

*strolls in*

Morning to all. :-x  Drink please, Bill.  Something long and very, very chilled as (a) it is the most glorious summer day here and (b) I have just defrosted the freezer so have nothing cool to hand after my exertions.

Mind you, give me freezer defrosting over oven cleaning any day. 😛  Something so satisfying about chipping away at the ice deposits till you trigger an avalanche! :^O

[bill-xxx]

Hi Caution :-x

Something long and very, very chilled...:-)

You'll love it!

[bill-xxx]

Bill, once a well-respected lawyer, was well into a lengthy cross-examination of a witness when he stopped and said:

"I object, your Honour! One of the jurors is asleep."

The Judge ruled: "You put him to sleep...you wake him up."

*charmin'* 😮

[bill-xxx]

The barmaid went up to Bill and asked,

"Bill, where did my intelligence come from?"

Bill replied, "Well, luv, you must have got it from Charlie, 'cos I've still got mine."

*good afternoon* 😄

[bill-xxx]

A man asks God: "How long is a million years?"

God replies: "To me, it's about a minute."

The man says: "God, how much is a million pounds?"

God replies: "To me it's a penny."

The man asks: "God, may I have a penny?"

God says: "Hang on a minute." 🙂

[bill-xxx]

A Husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans.' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them.' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful.' replies the wife. Her husband retorts:

'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price'.

Suddenly the PA system announces: 'Cleanup needed on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'

:^O

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Hi Caution :-x

Something long and very, very chilled...:-)

You'll love it!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

You chattin' wiv yerself, Bill? 😛

[09charliegirl]

The barmaid went up to Bill and asked,

"Bill, where did my intelligence come from?"

Bill replied, "Well, luv, you must have got it from Charlie, 'cos I've still got mine."

*good afternoon* 😄

X-(