Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

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😮

🙂

😄

:^O

Hi Charlie 😄 *Mwaaaaah*

[09charliegirl]

Hi Landlord 😄

I'll have a large cappuccino with an extra shot please. :-x

.....and hold the jokes! 😛

Hi Caution

Defrosting the freezer now?

Wow! You are a glutton for punishment...

I've just finished cleaning the windows :_|

That's it for another year :^O

Landlord

Another cold drink for Caution on me......she deserves it!:-x

[bill-xxx]

One large cappuccino for the Landlady...:-D

With an extra shot...B-)

And another Emerald Surprise for Caution...:-D

Although not as surprised this time as she's already had one...:-D

[bill-xxx]

Mine's a vodka & orange, Charlie please...:-D

*waits*

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Hi Caution

Defrosting the freezer now?

Wow! You are a glutton for punishment...

I've just finished cleaning the windows :_|

That's it for another year :^O

Landlord

Another cold drink for Caution on me......she deserves it!:-x

I know!  Am onto the car tomorrow! 😞  Before it goes in for its annual MOT and stuff.  I try to make it look a little loved ... in the hope they will take better care of it.  But it usually comes back covered in seagull "donations". :_|

Gosh. Bill, what is this?  *stands back, surprised*

😛

[09charliegirl]

Mine's a vodka & orange, Charlie please...:-D

*waits*

It's all very well saying "waits" ...

you didn't say you had re-arranged everything :_|

The vodka was in the cellar bar....

and I've just had to go and get some orange juice from the Co-op next door! :^O

Here you are! :-x

*phew* .....:^O

[bill-xxx]

It's all very well saying "waits" ...

you didn't say you had re-arranged everything :_|

The vodka was in the cellar bar....

and I've just had to go and get some orange juice from the Co-op next door! :^O

Here you are! :-x

*phew* .....:^O

Thank you, Charlie :-x

you didn't say you had re-arranged everything :_|

You didn't ask! :^O

The vodka was in the cellar bar....

You've been here before, haven't you...? :^O

and I've just had to go and get some orange juice from the Co-op next door! :^O

The Co-op? How common! :^O Charge extra though 😮

[bill-xxx]

Gosh. Bill, what is this?  *stands back, surprised*

😄

Charlie bought it for you, Caution. Nice of her but I would have bought you a double...:^O

[09charliegirl]

Charlie bought it for you, Caution. Nice of her but I would have bought you a double..

[bill-xxx]

Charlie bought it for you, Caution. Nice of her but I would have bought you a double..

:^O

Wench! X-(

*treads on Charlie's foot on way out*

😄

[09charliegirl]

*treads on Charlie's foot on way out*

Well, I think that means I should get a drink on the house......sooner or later!

*waits*

:^O

[bill-xxx]

*treads on Charlie's foot on way out*

Well, I think that means I should get a drink on the house......sooner or later!

*waits*

:^O

😄

One drink on the house...:-D

Fetch...:^O

😛

[09charliegirl]

:^O

Only one! Pffft!!

You edited out the others! 😮

I've put them back in.....

:^O

[ronnybabes]

Bill & Charlie get your laughing gear around this.

Irish Coffee, Cheers, and relax,  now it's your turn to be pampered. You deserve it!

Only got you the one between the two of you,

I didn't want you both legless.

(only one of you!! ;-))

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Gosh. Bill, what is this?  *stands back, surprised*

😄

Charlie bought it for you, Caution. Nice of her but I would have bought you a double...:^O

So kind!  Merci, Charlie.

Blimey, Ronny!  That'd give anyone insomnia! :^O

Charlie, did you know the tennis is on?  They are treating us non-redbutton persons to it on BBC2 at the moment, cos that brat personable Murray is playing.

[09charliegirl]

Bill & Charlie get your laughing gear around this.

Irish Coffee, Cheers, and relax,  now it's your turn to be pampered. You deserve it!

Only got you the one between the two of you,

I didn't want you both legless.

(only one of you!! ;-))

:^O

Cheers Ronny :-x

I think that could be useful when I buzz off for my holiday next week!

*now, where can I hire a trailer?* :^O

Yes, Caution, I am watching the tennis. Thanks for the alert though. Looks OK for Andy at the moment.

Did you see his match with tricky Troicki? He was very lucky to survive that one, I think. 🙂

[tommy.irene]

A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of whisky. He gulps it down and peeks into his shirt pocket. He orders another shot of whisky, gulps it down and peeks into his short pocket. He orders a third shot and does the same thing. After the sixth shot, he asks Bill the bartender for the bill, pays and starts to walk out.Curiosity gets the better of the bartender and he says to the guy, "Excuse me, but I noticed that every time you drank a shot, you kept looking into your pocket. I was wondering what's in your pocket."The guy slurs, "Well, I have a picture of my wife in my pocket. I keep drinking until she starts to look good."

[tommy.irene]

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk." Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was a cripple." 

[bill-xxx]

Bill & Charlie get your laughing gear around this.

Irish Coffee, Cheers, and relax,  now it's your turn to be pampered. You deserve it!

Only got you the one between the two of you,

I didn't want you both legless.

(only one of you!! ;-))

Great Ronny ~ that's enough for Charlie for an entire hour! 😄

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Yes, Caution, I am watching the tennis. Thanks for the alert though. Looks OK for Andy at the moment.

Did you see his match with tricky Troicki? He was very lucky to survive that one, I think. 🙂

No ... this is the first one they've shown on terrestial.

Roll on next Monday!  Love Queeen's week!