Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[tommy.irene]

Ops sorry Bill didnt see you there.. go back to sleep..

[bill-xxx]

Goodnight Tommy ZZZzzzzzzzzonk! 😄

[tommy.irene]

DrunksTwo drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer. All of a sudden the driver notices lights flashing in his mirror; the cops are on his tail. His buddy says, "What are we going to do?" The driver says, "Don't worry. Just do exactly what I tell you and everything will work out perfectly. First, peel the labels off our beer bottles and we'll each stick one on our forehead. Then shove the bottles underneath the seat, and let me do the talking." They pull over and the cop walks up to the car. He looks at them kind of funny, but asks to see the guy's driver's license. And he asks him, "Have you been drinking?" "Oh, no, sir," the driver replies. "I noticed you weaving back and forth across the highway. Are you *sure* you haven't been drinking?" the cop asks. "Oh, no, sir," the drunk answers. "We haven't had a thing to drink tonight." "Well, I've got to ask you," says the cop, "What on earth are those things on your forehead?" "That's easy, Officer," says the drunk. "You see, we're both alcoholics, and we're on the patch."

[skyfly2112]

Hmmmmmm.

****rubs chin***

I am starting to think Bill and Charlie are an item, they come to the bar at the same time every day and leave together.

Or is my mind playing tricks on me, I think not, does anyone else notice it.

[tommy.irene]

They didnt leave together last night, for Bills a sleep in the lounge on his own..

[skyfly2112]

Sorry about the bee sting Bill.:-x

But I do feel I must state, that the running of  this bar last night was terrible, no one serving drinks all night.

Must do more to keep customers coming back Bill and Charlie, remember the customers are always right]:)

Thou Dirty Harry will be ok, it will be like guns at dawn with the tumbleweed passing through:^O thou him and his mule were not to been seen last night either.

Makes one self a nice cup of tea and spreads out on the couch.

***ambles over to the duke box*** and puts on a tune.

*** as brain wave*** what about kareokee night, that would be fun.:^O

[skyfly2112]

Oh right, I can see now that both the doorman and the owner slept inhouse:^O

Thought that noise was the water pipes, but now I see it was them snoring:^O

[skyfly2112]

They didnt leave together last night, for Bills a sleep in the lounge on his own..

He is not on his own at all, Harry is there too:O

[bill-xxx]

Morning Lin :-x

Sorry about the bee sting Bill. :-x

Thanks. Got me on the arm, he did! 😞

Must do more to keep customers coming back Bill and Charlie, remember the customers are always right ]:)

Yes Lin. But carry on as normal when neither of us are here. Just help yourself 😄

*** has brain wave*** what about kareokee night, that would be fun.:^O

As long as Charlie doesn't sing! :_|

:^O

[margaret*e]

Good morning Bill, Charlie and guests:-x, have you go a brick wall I can bang my head against.X-(

[bill-xxx]

Good morning Bill, Charlie and guests:-x, have you go a brick wall I can bang my head against.X-(

😮

Join the queue, Margaret. I am using it at the moment. Won't be long...:_|

[margaret*e]

Thank you Bill:-x, but when I tell you I've e mailed Ebay customer services, then been on the phone re their less than helpful reply, you'll understand that I need it first.:-(

[bill-xxx]

Thank you Bill:-x, but when I tell you I've e mailed Ebay customer services, then been on the phone re their less than helpful reply, you'll understand that I need it first.:-(

OMG!!! 😮

Quick Margaret!

The head-banging wall is all yours! 😮

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Caution, try it, it is very good at doing it, I forgot to say, you must sprinkle water onto your oven first, then the bi-carb then leave, it doe work, do mine every week with it and now it is a breeze to clean my oven.:-x

EVERY WEEK!!!!! Sheesh!  Couldn't manage that!

Here you go, Margaret.  Your very own wall! 

Watch out, Bill!  They're after you!

[bill-xxx]

Good morning caution :-x

It was a wasp that got me! And I have already spotted him in the garden waiting to have another go at me! :_|

I know it's him because he's wearing the same yellow & black-striped T-shirt! :_|

[tommy.irene]

Give me a drink Bill.. who,s the headbanger in the corner..

[margaret*e]

Thank you Caution I needed that.:-x

[bill-xxx]

Here's your drink, Tommy. 🙂

Not sure who the head banger is ~ so much banging going on I don't know who's who! 😮 :^O

[margaret*e]

OMG!!! 😮

Quick Margaret!

The head-banging wall is all yours! 😮

Thank you Bill, I knew you would understand when I explained the circumstances.

I've got a bit of a headache now.:^O

[bill-xxx]

Thank you Bill, I knew you would understand when I explained the circumstances.

I've got a bit of a headache now.:^O

Yes Margaret ~ your need was far greater than mine!  :-x

But you really gave that wall a good bashing, didn't you? 😮

The bricklayer is here rebuilding it! 😮 :^O

Hope your headache gets better soon :-x