Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

I know what you mean. I will speak to Charlie about it.

[cee-dee]

Ooooo, soooooo masterful, you're gonna SPEAK to her. Oooooo, she might not be submissive and SHOUT back :^O

[bill-xxx]

:^O

Oh yes ~ she often says I'm an old  Master ~ well that's what it sounds like 😮 :^O

[cee-dee]

Ah-ha, she likes His Masters Voice? I hear a song coming up?

[geographically*challenged]

Good evening Bill.

Has the land lady left this hostelry?

I aint seen her for a while or is she on night shift?

[cee-dee]

On the HMV label:-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19IqwU3itFk

[geographically*challenged]

Im not here.

[cee-dee]

Bill, a postable version of the old rhyme:-

There was a young feller from Kent,

Whose car was all twisted and bent.

He'd gone through a puddle

And got in a muddle,

Then in to a tree-trunk he went. B-)

[Anonymous]

Anyone seen my mule?

[electric*mayhem*band]

I've just seen Sister Sara with two Mules Harry, so in all probability, one's yours. 😄

[Anonymous]

Ah, good morning Emb...you lost as well? :^O

Nope, I found my mule....eating the newly made up hanging baskets again. Charlie will be pleased....]:)

[bill-xxx]

I see you and that mule are up to your old tricks, again Harry 😮  I will have to put Triffids in those baskets in future!  😛

How you keeping? Haven't seen you for a while  🙂

[cee-dee]

That wily young feller from Kent

Found a Mule asleep in his tent.

He got in a huddle

But the Mule wouldn't cuddle,

Now Bills head has a very large dent. B-)

[bill-xxx]

I had a verse from CD
And quite poetic he be
But mine is much better
To the very last letter
So here's what I say to thee ~ pfft!  😄

[electric*mayhem*band]

Ah, good morning Emb...you lost as well? :^O

It's this wretched Sat Nav I bought off Logs, Harry. State of the Art he said, and an unused item. I forked out two quid for it, and it's useless - apart from the fact he said  it was the sweet voice of Fiona Bruce giving instructions, and I now find it's Blessed Brian. :_|

I was just on my way to the FH&G for a Knitted Cat Toilet Roll Holder, and the damned thing dropped me off here. Is there an Exit door nearby ?

*starts to panic*

[jackytia]

Thought I'd pop in & say Hello.    Cheers! 

[cee-dee]

Oh dear, someone's not read:-

http://community.ebay.co.uk/topic/Round-Table/Use-Signature-Files/1200332789

[bill-xxx]

It's this wretched Sat Nav I bought off Logs, Harry. State of the Art he said, and an unused item. I forked out two quid for it, and it's useless - apart from the fact he said  it was the sweet voice of Fiona Bruce giving instructions, and I now find it's Blessed Brian. :_|

I was just on my way to the FH&G for a Knitted Cat Toilet Roll Holder, and the damned thing dropped me off here. Is there an Exit door nearby ?

*starts to panic*

Not you too, Embsie? 😮

Totally useless they are! I'm on runway two at Gatwick in my Morris Minor. Hold onto one of those toilet roll thingies for me :_|

[Anonymous]

Emb, Maybe you should get a sat nav with my voice on it......B-)

....Left, Left, Left, Right, Left...Left, Left, Left, Right, Left.....Left, Left, Left, Right, Left.:^O

[Anonymous]

Hi Bill. 😄

Well...duty called........you know what that's like...........

*hmmmmmmmmmmm...maybe you don't....:^O*

Could do with a nice black coffee......or is it self service as usual........B-)