Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

Practices modern dance 🙂

Gets Aspirin 😞

[09charliegirl]

Sorry about your skinny mule Harry!

No wonder people other horses are laughing at him!

here's some carrots for him...

Am thinking of growing carrots in the hanging baskets next year, that would solve the problem wouldn't it? B-)

Have to have a word with Bill though, he'll think they are roses......:^O

[bill-xxx]

Sorry about your skinny mule Harry!

No wonder people other horses are laughing at him!

here's some carrots for him...

Am thinking of growing carrots in the hanging baskets next year, that would solve the problem wouldn't it? B-)

Have to have a word with Bill though, he'll think they are roses......:^O

:^O

Watch your lip, twerp! Or I will shove one of those carrots right up your.....jumper!  😮 :^O

[tommy.irene]

Watch out for this Christmas scam.

[algasmoon]

Wow the bar looks nice Bill very welcoming :-x

[Anonymous]

Charlie, that is a lovely idea. My mule will be so pleased...and the carrots will be good for his eyesight...so he won't be trying chatting up police horses again...:O

[bill-xxx]

Wow the bar looks nice Bill very welcoming :-x

Thank you, Algas  :-x  Was up all night blowing up balloons :^O

[bill-xxx]

Watch out for this Christmas scam.

I  like that, Tommy ~ good one! :^O

[rosieb69]

I passed your mule on the way here. He was up the high street trying to 'get friendly' with a police horse 😮 :^O

Was funny ~ hee haw! :^O

  hi bill where you bin ?   me and the mule are good friends now he wants the leading role in my panto  as he says he has got the   actor factor he was going on   x factor but   is not quite  ready for the world stage   he dont like   gary barlow .....................B-)

[rosieb69]

morning bill what about a nice cup of tea   after gardens RT  party last night   i need a pot of the stuff   with all that pole dancing  and singing  ...........................B-)

[rosieb69]

Mince pie anyone? 🙂

Freshly made today...

   dont like them bill got any doughnuts ?...........B-)

[bill-xxx]

You don't like my mince pies? Are you making an official complaint, Rosie? 😮  If so I will have to write up a report. 😞

Here are some doughnuts for you 😄

Am orf to read more of Smocky's manuscript :^O

[rosieb69]

You don't like my mince pies? Are you making an official complaint, Rosie? 😮  If so I will have to write up a report. 😞

Here are some doughnuts for you 😄

Am orf to read more of Smocky's manuscript :^O

  thanks bill  i dont mind the   pastry dont like the minces meat   too sweet ......................B-)

[bill-xxx]

Christmas Technorations   🙂

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/12/13/christmas-technorations/

Pump up the volume <<<< Disco talk 😄

The Bar gets its Christmas makeover

[Anonymous]

I bet that will make the neighbours happy. :^O

[geographically*challenged]

James brings a pot of tea out for Rosie

and serve the tea for her

[rosieb69]

James brings a pot of tea out for Rosie

and serve the tea for her

   how posh bill did you borrow him from doulton abbey   thats on over christmas  love it can i have a nice cup  of tea please and some nice    sausage and mushroom sandwich   going to be a busy week ......................;-)

[jimbo1lee]

Just popped in to grab the 4,900 SNIPE.   :^O

[bill-xxx]

Just popped in to grab the 4,900 SNIPE.   :^O

I could have you barred for life for that! :^O

[bill-xxx]

Hic 😮