Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

:):^O

😮

Will put kettle on first then...:^O]:)

*Strumpet*  :^O

[yvonnea6313]

Strumpet :OX-(

Hussy :O:^O

I was only talking about COFFEE!!!:^O

[yvonnea6313]

That should have been

Strumpet :OX-(

Hussy :OX-(

I was talking about COFFEE!!! :^O

[bill-xxx]

Heard you the first time! :^O

[bill-xxx]

Here's your coffee, Yvonne :-x

...first :^O

[yvonnea6313]

Thanks I need it :-x- OH is being well if you use the words

steward and then possibly add the word bar to it , then you'll know what I mean

[bill-xxx]

Pleased the coffee helped, Yvonne. :-x

Sorry things are a bit off for you this afternoon 😞

Take off your shoes, stroll into the lounge, relax on a sofa...and close your eyes 🙂

Ernesto Cortazar ~ Solitude

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bya_NozAaUM&feature=related

[tommy.irene]

Bill...Give me another bottle of whisky.. left the money for the last one on the till with a note..

[bill-xxx]

Hi Tommy 🙂

Another one? Erm...I have to question the amount you are drinking, Tommy. I have a duty to my customers too, you know.

I will have to think about as to whether I should serve you or not...

Okay ~ have thought about it...:-D

[bill-xxx]

'Be prepared' is my motto.

Keep it hot for Charlie 😮 :^O :-x

Cos Charlie so loves her coffee...:|

[tommy.irene]

A bar owner locked up his place at 2 AM and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang. “What time do you open up in the morning?” he heard an obviously inebriated man inquire.The owner was so furious, he slammed down the receiver and went back to bed. A few minutes later there was another call and he heard the same voice ask the same question. “Listen, the owner shouted, “there’s no sense in asking me what time I open because I wouldn’t let a person in your condition in—““I don’t want to get in,” the caller interjected. “I want to get out.”......................................................................Im glad Bill and Charlie never close...

[yvonnea6313]

:^O

[tommy.irene]

Im claiming the 1771 snipe.............Drinks on me

[bill-xxx]

A bar owner locked up his place at 2 AM and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang. “What time do you open up in the morning?” he heard an obviously inebriated man inquire.The owner was so furious, he slammed down the receiver and went back to bed. A few minutes later there was another call and he heard the same voice ask the same question. “Listen, the owner shouted, “there’s no sense in asking me what time I open because I wouldn’t let a person in your condition in—““I don’t want to get in,” the caller interjected. “I want to get out.”......................................................................Im glad Bill and Charlie never close...

:^O:^O:^O

Brilliant Tommy!

[bill-xxx]

Charllie darling ~ I have just spotted this :^O

I must have missed it in the rush!

I would like a nice erm...let me see...ermm. I'll tell you what, Charlie ~ surprise me You know how I simply luuuurve surprises

A surprise? OK! ...how about one of these! :^O

:^O

Gawd! I'd never get that to my lips to drink it! :^O

[tommy.irene]

An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says,"No way, buddy, you're too drunk."A few minutes later, the drunk comes in though the bathroom. Again he slurs, "Give me a drink," and the bartender says, "No, man, I told you last time -- you're too drunk"Five minutes later the guy comes in though the back door and orders a drink, again the bartender says, "You're too drunk"The drunk scratches his head and says "Dang, I must be. The last two places said the same thing."

[tommy.irene]

A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow, he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew. He finally made his way to a side aisle and into a confessional. A priest had been observing the man's sorry progress. Figuring the fellow was in need of some assistance, he proceeded to enter his side of the confessional. His attention was rewarded only by a lengthy silence. Finally he asked, "May I help you, my son?" "I dunno." came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any toilet paper on your side?"

[bill-xxx]

Charlie, Lin isn't too keen on the Sunset pics I posted on here yesterday and has suggested I frame hers and yours.

Well, as if I wasn't going to anyway pfft! :^O So, here's your sunset pic framed...

Looks good ~ yes?

[bill-xxx]

And here's youe sunset pic, Lin...:-)

What do you reckon?

[bill-xxx]