14-05-2011 2:15 PM
Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.
We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.
Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.
Come on in...:-D
29-05-2011 5:00 PM
And here's youe sunset pic, Lin...:-)
What do you reckon?
I like this one.
Gawd, how I hate cleaning the oven! X-( Hrs of effort ... and you can hardly tell.
:^O Never mind! 'tis the effort that counts ... and that is my effort for this decade.
29-05-2011 5:11 PM
Charlie, Lin isn't too keen on the Sunset pics I posted on here yesterday and has suggested I frame hers and yours.
Well, as if I wasn't going to anyway pfft! :^O So, here's your sunset pic framed...
Looks good ~ yes?
...and Lin's too! :-x
..and what about this as the Sunset Lounge?
.....I've rented it for the afternoon......well, until your one turns up!
The view outside...
the view inside....
...a bit of a walk but worth it! Yes?
:^O
29-05-2011 5:16 PM
29-05-2011 5:45 PM
Can I have a pint of whatever John Kettley is drinking please :^O
29-05-2011 5:46 PM
...and Lin's too! :-x
..and what about this as the Sunset Lounge?
.....I've rented it for the afternoon......well, until your one turns up!
The view outside...
the view inside....
...a bit of a walk but worth it! Yes?
:^O
Hi Charlie :-x
You like the pics in their frames then? That's good because it took hours of bashing and banging in my shed to get them just right. 😄
Hey, and I love the new Sunset Lounge ~ the view is great too. Almost like we're not really there :^O
Like the chairs ~ kind of...well...like loungers I suppose. Just don't lean back too far! :O:^O
I will move on to see what else you have been up to with my credit card since you've been here 😄
29-05-2011 5:51 PM
Gawd, how I hate cleaning the oven! X-( Hrs of effort ... and you can hardly tell.
:^O Never mind! 'tis the effort that counts ... and that is my effort for this decade.
Afternoon Caution :-x
I agree! ~ cleaning ovens! :_| X-(
Once a decade? 😮
Hmmm....that's overdoing it, that is! :^O
:^O
Hmm, not much here I hadn't realised already :^O
Charlie, it's not so bad for you, cooking on a fire in the wilds, is it? 😄
Once a decade is overdoing it, is it? Well darling, we wouldn't want you to dirty those pwitty ickle fingers now, would we? :^O
*idle @@@@@@* 😮 :^O
29-05-2011 5:54 PM
Can I have a pint of whatever John Kettley is drinking please :^O
You taking the @@@@? :^O
Oops...spilt a drop...:O
29-05-2011 5:58 PM
29-05-2011 6:02 PM
...and what's this^^^ exactly?
Another way to get a drink is it? Tsk!
:^O
There's only one way to get drunk, Charlie ~ drink a lot. 😄
Thank you for the vodka & orange ~ and the encouragement to get even drunker! :^O
Would you like a drink? Or have you got drunk on Tennis? :^O
29-05-2011 6:05 PM
Hi Charlie :-x
You like the pics in their frames then? That's good because it took hours of bashing and banging in my shed to get them just right. 😄
Hey, and I love the new Sunset Lounge ~ the view is great too. Almost like we're not really there :^O
Like the chairs ~ kind of...well...like loungers I suppose. Just don't lean back too far! :O:^O
I will move on to see what else you have been up to with my credit card since you've been here 😄
:^O
Hi Bill :-x
All that ^^ and what you meant was "you like it":^O
...and where's my drink please? Been here ages!
I fancy something special....what have you got? 😄
(and keep it clean..:O. Ebay's watching! :^O)
29-05-2011 6:17 PM
All that ^^ and what you meant was "you like it" :^O
That pretty much bunches you up with the rest of 'em on here! X-(
The minute I open my mouth someone jumps on me 😮 :^O
But I know you really don't mean it so I will talk some more.
You ask where your drink is, then you say 'surprise me'. Okay, I'm fine with that, but which would you like first? The surprise or the drink? 😄
*prods Charlie to keep her awake* :^O
And another thing. What's all this about keeping it clean? They do not come any cleaner than me! 😮
But I will pop orf and get you something.
You like a large one? :O:^O
29-05-2011 6:21 PM
Here is your surprise, Charlie. It's called ermm...Well it's called 'surprise drink' :^O
*run out of names* :^O
Taste it ~ it's gorgeous. I had one just before the ambulance arrived :^O
29-05-2011 6:35 PM
Hey Charlie, if you don't like the blue drink I've just found something even more exotic 😮
It's called a Purple Cow! :O:^O No really!
What do you reckon? 🙂
29-05-2011 6:40 PM
Gawd, how I hate cleaning the oven! X-( Hrs of effort ... and you can hardly tell.
:^O Never mind! 'tis the effort that counts ... and that is my effort for this decade.
Afternoon Caution :-x
I agree! ~ cleaning ovens! :_| X-(
Once a decade? 😮
Hmmm....that's overdoing it, that is! :^O
One thing I could never be accused of is obsessive compulsive cleaning.
:^O
29-05-2011 6:41 PM
Hey Charlie, if you don't like the blue drink I've just found something even more exotic 😮
It's called a Purple Cow! :O:^O No really!
What do you reckon? 🙂
Ooh, how pretty! I'll have one of them.
29-05-2011 6:44 PM
Be right with you, Caution :-x
One Purple Cow coming up >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
29-05-2011 6:45 PM
Here we are ~ one Purple Cow for caution 🙂
Enjoy it...:-)
29-05-2011 6:49 PM
All that ^^ and what you meant was "you like it"
That pretty much bunches you up with the rest of 'em on here!
The minute I open my mouth someone jumps on me
Oh, give over! You love it!:-x :^O
But I know you really don't mean it so I will talk some more.
Oh no! Not more of ze talking....:O
OK, get on with it! :^O
You ask where your drink is, then you say 'surprise me'. Okay, I'm fine with that, but which would you like first? The surprise or the drink?
*prods Charlie to keep her awake*
Stop prodding! I AM awake, gerrooff! 😮 :^O
I'm waiting fer you to say something interestin' fer once! B-)
And another thing. What's all this about keeping it clean? They do not come any cleaner than me!
Really? News to me....:^O
*wonders how long this "cleaner than me" will last*?:^O
But I will pop orf and get you something.
You like a large one? :O:^O
😮 So, all of a coupla seconds then!:^O
*Prods Bill ...I said KEEP IT CLEAN, CLORF EARS!!* :^O
But thanks :-x for the TWO drinks they were lovely...
are there any more? 🙂 :^O
29-05-2011 6:53 PM
Thanks for the TWO drinks they were lovely... are there any more?
Well that was a surprise, Charlie ~ you like both drinks AND you drank them! :^O
Try this one ~ it's a Chocolate Martini...
29-05-2011 6:53 PM
Delish!
Right, am off to do useful things. Don't imbile too much tonight. The w'end isn't over yet, so pace yerselfs! 😉