Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[mobileman028]

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I am NOT dishonest, it was just a joke, and I take exception to the intimation that I am and can't be trusted - Gawd it was a joke

Ha  Ha got yea,   that will teach you,

[yvonnea6313]

Teach me what??? not to wind Bill up????

Funny sense of humour methinks!!

[hansy564]

Pint of Timothy Taylors Please Landlord and a stool for the guy next to me to stand on then he can see over the Bar :^O

[mobileman028]

Teach me what??? not to wind Bill up????

Funny sense of humour methinks!!

Ha Ha . filling the bar with pints and grub and telling every one its free.  thats some wind up 

[tommy.irene]

Time for another bottle of whisky.... wonder why Yvonnea is filling the bar with pints.. I see the notice now " FREE PINTS " She must own the bar now....

[hansy564]

Yvonne is a most generous lady and those who know her well will tell you that she pays for everything, so dear mobile man fear not for bill will lose not one penny, Despite being a very generous person himself.

In the meantime please may I have another pint and a dish of warm milk for me ferret:^O Ha Ha

[bill-xxx]

I am NOT dishonest, it was just a joke, and I take exception to the intimation that I am and can't be trusted - Gawd it was a joke

😮

:^O

Oh poor Yvonne! But it is indeed Happy Hour ~ MY Happy Hour! :^O:^O

That'll teach yer! :^O

*Fagin* :^O

[bill-xxx]

Yvonne is a most generous lady and those who know her well will tell you that she pays for everything, so dear mobile man fear not for bill will lose not one penny, Despite being a very generous person himself.

In the meantime please may I have another pint and a dish of warm milk for me ferret:^O Ha Ha

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A ferret in the Bar now! 😮 :_|

Morning Hansy :^O

I errm...didn't hear the ringing of the cash register when you had that milk....just an oversight, I expect eh? 😄

[bill-xxx]

I am loving the piccies, but they not not have that..... oh what is that french phrase!!!!! you knowit. They seem a little unreal, charlie's and mine are much better ones for the wall Bill, think you should frame them.

French phrase? pffft!  :^O

So you are not too keen on the pics I framed then? Maybe they had been 'touched up' 😮 a bit, Lin, but I thought they were rather nice.

As for your own and Charlie's, well they will take pride of place underneath mine on the wall of our new Sunset Lounge. (When it's built).

Off to garden centre with Dad, so will pop in for hot one later Bill. :^O

I will make sure it's good and ready for you, Lin 😮 :^O See you later...

[margaret*e]

Don't mind me, Bill, I'll just sit here and be ignored as usual.:-(

[bill-xxx]

Don't mind me, Bill, I'll just sit here and be ignored as usual.:-(

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Good Morning, Margaret :-x

Now stop that this minute! :^O

How about a drink on the house? 😄

Can I give you one? 😐

:^O

[yvonnea6313]

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Good Morning, Margaret :-x

Can I give you one? 😐

:^O

:O:O:^O

[margaret*e]

Good morning Bill.

Sorry, I was devastated everyone ignored my earlier posts.:-(

Thank you, coffee would be nice, no sweeping the granules up off the floor.X-(

Not too sure how to reply to the last line.:^O

[bill-xxx]

Wassup, Yvonne? :^O

[yvonnea6313]

is feeling left out, but unsure whether to enter the premises, and you never offered me that option :^O

[bill-xxx]

Good morning Bill.

Sorry, I was devastated everyone ignored my earlier posts.:-(

Thank you, coffee would be nice, no sweeping the granules up off the floor.X-(

Not too sure how to reply to the last line.:^O

I wasn't ignoring your post, Margaret ~ was merely taking time to compose a suitable reply to you *Mwaaaah* :^O

I will zoom orf to get your coffee and zoom back...

Not sure about the last line, you say? 😮 Well it's early yet, :^O mull it over :^O

[bill-xxx]

One coffee on the house for Margaret 'cos she felt I was ignoring her 😄

[bill-xxx]

is feeling left out, but unsure whether to enter the premises, and you never offered me that option :^O

Hello again, Yvonne. How do you like it? Hot or what? :^O

[yvonnea6313]

Steaming ]:):^O

[hansy564]

Hussy :^O