Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

Plus, all those free drinks we had while you left the bar open...well..it made up for your absence....B-)

That's fine by me, Harry. Was good to have you aboard to ermm...look after things. 😄

BTW, do you know what happened to the contents of my speciman jar? I was supposed to pop it into the hospital lab this morning but I see it's empty...:O:^O

[bill-xxx]

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice.

I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To NEVER tell a human that The world is really ruled by CATS! :-x

'Boogie' The Bar cat...:-x

[Anonymous]

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Sorry....your cat drank it..no wonder he wrecked the place. :^O

[Anonymous]

I better put some music on....maybe it will attract some customers.:-D

http://youtu.be/1xZeNueckzg

[bill-xxx]

:^O

Sorry....your cat drank it..no wonder he wrecked the place. :^O

😮

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That's right Harry ~ blame it on Boogie! :^O

The Jacksons - Blame it On The Boogie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amN8UynV5pA

[Anonymous]

Can't boogie...but I can do a bit of clog dancing. :^O

and here another one by the great Robert Palmer...

http://youtu.be/UrGw_cOgwa8

[bill-xxx]

And what is this, Harry? 😮

Stick it on a tab.....yeah as if.....:^O

If you wasn't the Bar Security Guard I would report you to the Bar Security Guard...?:| :^O

[Anonymous]

😛

B-)

:^O

[bill-xxx]

I miss Robert Palmer, and the line-up of his pretty nieces 😮 :^O

Here's another favourite of mine by him...also with his nieces 😄

Robert Palmer - Addicted To Love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcATvu5f9vE

[bill-xxx]

@@*X@ it! :_|

I am wrestling with a pack of prawn & mayonaise sandwiches here! :_|

There's no way in! Bl**dy Morrisons again! I will be speaking to Yvonne about this! X-( :_|

M & S have a tab on theirs! Why can't Morrisons? :_|

*stabs the @@@@ packet with a pen!* :^O

[Anonymous]

Packed sandwiches??? What kind of pub is this???!!!

:_| Bleeping prawns everywhere now.....where is the cat...

[Anonymous]

another favourite..

http://youtu.be/RMT-oiiY7DE

[bill-xxx]

...and another

Robert Palmer - Doctor Doctor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwv7FYqV2Wo

[bill-xxx]

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Pre-packed prawn sarnies? 😮

Now that is brave.

😛

[bill-xxx]

Pre-packed prawn sarnies? 😮

Now that is brave.

😛

Am made of strong stuff, Caution 😄

Can I get you anything...?

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Hmm, now what shall I have?

As it is virtual, the alcohol content won't count, so, I shall have any drink that is a nice blue colour.  I leave it to you to make the selection.

[bill-xxx]

This, Caution, is a Blue Lagoon. Full of tropical fruits and exotic dreams...:-D

[hansy564]

One large Meths coming up :^O

[bill-xxx]

One large Meths coming up :^O

:^O:^O

Just don't smoke near her...:O :^O