Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

There were loads of children in the crowd too ... and none of them even looked tired. 😮

So, presumably they all arrived by car.  15,000 fans means a good 5,000 cars to get out of the carpark at 2 am.  But ... maybe the Aussies are better organised at that than we tend to be over here.  Still, they got value for money for their ticket price.

I loved the way Rafa started his speech with "... Good morning". :^O  What a star he is!  I think Federer is probably the greatest player of all time, style- and variety-wise, but Nadal has to be the greatest competitor there has ever been.  Every ball gets chased down and he never gives up on a single point.

Djokovic deserved the win though, this time.

Rematch at the French?  We shall see. 

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

*drags fred from page 3* 😮

*wonders if Bill is snowed in ...*

*... or just having a lie-in*

😛

[bill-xxx]

Good morning, Caution :^O

Snowed in you say? Well I was but I'm now 'iced' in!  :_|

Torvill & Dean are rehearsing in my road! 😮 :^O

And my wheelie bin is stuck to the pavement! 😮

You okay?

[cee-dee]

"There was a young feller from Kent..........." 🙂

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Good morning, Caution :^O

Snowed in you say? Well I was but I'm now 'iced' in!  :_|

Torvill & Dean are rehearsing in my road! 😮 :^O

And my wheelie bin is stuck to the pavement! 😮

You okay?

There you are. :-x

I'm fine.  Bitter here, but no snow ... which is most disappointing as my new snow boots I got for Christmas remain unworn. 😐

Morning, CD.

[cee-dee]

Morning, ground frozen solid here but no snow.

[bill-xxx]

There you are. :-x

I'm fine.  Bitter here, but no snow ... which is most disappointing as my new snow boots I got for Christmas remain unworn. 😐

Morning, CD.

:-x

Pleased to hear it, Caution. Sorry though, that you've not been able to use your new snow boots yet.

Morning CD. You forgot the rest of that verse then? :^O

Am dreading it! :O:^O

[cee-dee]

Not forgotten but the usual rendition would go down a storm with the mods? :^O

[bill-xxx]

Not forgotten but the usual rendition would go down a storm with the mods? :^O

Wouldn't it just! :^O

[cee-dee]

I know a lotta those old ones and some I made up too B-)

[tommy.irene]

I parked outside the Bar..Tonight..

[bill-xxx]

We're trying to make ends meet, Tommy. Everyone's feeling the pinch...:|

[mr-expresso]

Hi...

It's just as you said ~ a pretend pub ~ a virtual pub.. Somewhere to chat and have fun. You either love it or hate it 😄

Order your drink now to avoid the stampede! 😮 :^O

So.. If I order a 'virtual' drink...

Do I get drunk.. or do I get virtulally drunk..

and do I put weight on

and can I drive home or will I virtually be over the limit..

So many questions .. so little time to drink..

[bill-xxx]

So.. If I order a 'virtual' drink...

Do I get drunk.. or do I get virtulally drunk..

and do I put weight on

and can I drive home or will I virtually be over the limit..

So many questions .. so little time to drink..

Have a drink and let me know how you feel afterwards  😐

[bill-xxx]

A Frenchman walks into a bar with a toad on his head.

"What the hell is that?" asks the barman.

The toad replies, "I don’t know – it started as a wart on my bum and just grew and grew."  :^O

[bill-xxx]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra  

[bill-xxx]

A man goes into a pub and says to the Landlord:

"I'd like something long, cool, slim and full of gin."

The Landlord says, "Hang on ~ I'll get Charlie!"

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

You is gonna be in bother, Bill. :^O

[bill-xxx]

Hi Caution :^O

But you aren't going to tell ~ are you?  :^O

*she will!*  😛

:^O

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Course not!

Not that you should feel too much comforted by that cos, call me intuitive, but I think she can read. 😉

On the plus side, though, you did call her "cool" and "slim".  You'll just have to hope she is so chuffed with these adjectives, she overlooks for gin bit. 😛