Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

Well that's definitely blown your image, Harry. Who's gonna be scared of a gunslinger in PJs and a soft dressing gown! :^O

I had a couple of DVDs, a shirt & tie and among other things, a crate bottle of vodka 🙂

I also bought presents this year! :^O

There goes MY image! :_|  :^O

[Anonymous]

You????????????

bought presents..........hmmm yeah, that's done you no good....unless the people were pleased with them of course. 🙂

...oh, and it was a pink dressing gown as well......:^O

[geographically*challenged]

This is the pink dressing gown DH got

[geographically*challenged]

Who ordered these?

[Anonymous]

Nope Tim, mine is longer (so not to show my hairy legs), no hood (to show off my Frankie hairdo and big ears) and all pink (as I have enough grey to deal with already). :^O

[rosieb69]

morning bill   nice cup of ta in the tae pot please just  watching  downton abbey   love the way they served there tae ............B-)

[rosieb69]

No, they think the old ones will do...as I keep missing their heads....X-(

Instead I got some safe things, like a soft dressing gown, soft PJs, 2 books, 2 CDs and a magnifying lamp for my hobbies. 😄

*There goes the macho image..........*

hi harry   what did you get the mule ....................;-)

[Anonymous]

Hi guys. :-x

Rosie, the mule got one of Charlie's hanging baskets with carrots, although he was complaining they weren't sweet enough and he would also prefer them roasted next year. He is a bit ungrateful at times. He ate half of them and put the rest on the unwanted presents list on ebay. 😮

[the-geezer]

How can you not want a carrot?

[Anonymous]

Well Geezer, this mule of mine is a weird creature.

I told him just that what you said, but he told me where to put those carrots and I tell you that it's not what you expect from a mule.....:O

He did eat the table cloth, the paper trays, the X-mas tree tinsel and my fancy candles though.............He wanted what the goat had, so now the goat is moaning in the corner that it's not fair that she only got the left over lobster and the potatoes dauphinoise.

Never satisfied those two.....but what can you do........:|

[margaret*e]

My dog has eaten half a tin of Roses papers and all.:O

[Anonymous]

:^O

[rosieb69]

Hi guys. :-x

Rosie, the mule got one of Charlie's hanging baskets with carrots, although he was complaining they weren't sweet enough and he would also prefer them roasted next year. He is a bit ungrateful at times. He ate half of them and put the rest on the unwanted presents list on ebay. 😮

   hi harry     i do my carrots with honey   nice and sweet   he liked my carrots   tell the goat to behave or he will find himself in the curry ...............................;-)

[rosieb69]

My dog has eaten half a tin of Roses papers and all.:O

  hi marg one year my old dog eaten 😉 the   santa"s off the christmas tree ...............................

[tommy.irene]

Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, watching the front door of the brothel over the road. The local Methodist pastor appears, and quickly goes inside. "Would you look at that!" says the first Irishman. "Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are!" No sooner are the words out of his mouth tha...n a Rabbi appears at the door, knocks, and goes inside. "Another one trying to fool everyone with pious preaching and stupid hats!" They continue drinking their beer roundly condemning the vicar and the rabbi when they see their own Catholic priest knock on the door. "Ah, now that's sad," says the third Irishman, "One of the girls must have died."

[marley2011barbara]

Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, watching the front door of the brothel over the road. The local Methodist pastor appears, and quickly goes inside. "Would you look at that!" says the first Irishman. "Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are!" No sooner are the words out of his mouth tha...n a Rabbi appears at the door, knocks, and goes inside. "Another one trying to fool everyone with pious preaching and stupid hats!" They continue drinking their beer roundly condemning the vicar and the rabbi when they see their own Catholic priest knock on the door. "Ah, now that's sad," says the third Irishman, "One of the girls must have died."

   ha ha tommy have a pint of guinness on me .................................B-)

[rosieb69]

evening bill    quiet in here ..........................B-)

[bill-xxx]

Might liven up on New Year's Eve, Rosie 😄

Can I get you a drink?

[margaret*e]

Evening Rosie, Bill.:-)

My son's birthday, NYE, he was hoping the winds in Scotland would stop him getting back on the rigs for it, but he was out of luck.:^O

[bill-xxx]

Evening, Margaret. 😄

That's a shame about the wind in Scotland.  Usually a lot of that up there 😮 :^O