Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

Am interviewing applicants for this year's 'Bar Santa'. Have had a few replies and am currently showing them how to do it. 😐

So far, all four applicants are showing great promise and am awaiting Charlie's final decision as to which one the Landlord we should choose. 🙂

Here are the four applicants...

Nice chaps 🙂

[bill-xxx]

I am also in the process of making arangements as to when Charlie and I will be available on here, but have come up with a slight hiccup...

Dumb blonde  :^O

Give me strength...:_|

That's better...:^O

[Anonymous]

Did I hear someone calling my name?...........B-)

[margaret*e]

Hi Harry.:-x

Bill, you don't think those chaps are a bit, er, now how can I put this without hurting their feelings, got it, effeminate?.

[bill-xxx]

Hi Harry.:-x

Bill, you don't think those chaps are a bit, er, now how can I put this without hurting their feelings, got it, effeminate?.

I was thinking more like 'raving little nymphs'  :O:^O

[bill-xxx]

Did I hear someone calling my name?...........B-)

I don't recall hearing it, Harry 😐

But then I've been plugged into my Sony Walkman Ipod  🙂

[bill-xxx]

Can I get either of you two ladies a drink?  🙂

[bill-xxx]

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas ~ Bing Crosby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3rJX3U9yM8

If you should drop by...

Goodnight, Charlie  :-x

[bill-xxx]

Scoff!! 😄

[bill-xxx]

:^O

[rosieb69]

afternoon bill  a nice  cup of  tea please   its  cold round these parts looks like snow coming in .........................;-)

[rosieb69]

afternoon bill  a nice  cup of  tea please   its  cold round these parts looks like snow coming in .........................;-)

  ps got any cup cakes ?

[bill-xxx]

Hi Rosie ~ Bloomin' freezing down here! 🙂

Here's your tea ~ cup cakes to follow.

[bill-xxx]

Hope these are okay, Rosie. 🙂

Made on Google the premises :^O

[rosieb69]

Hope these are okay, Rosie. 🙂

Made on Google the premises :^O

  thanks bill  love   cup cakes     and a nice hot brew would be nice   very wild here today    high winds ..............;-)

[rosieb69]

Hi Rosie ~ Bloomin' freezing down here! 🙂

Here's your tea ~ cup cakes to follow.

  thanks bill    tea and buns yummy  where is the mule ......................;-)

[gardensmock]

Hope there'll be some of these left for the Grimbo party.

[rosieb69]

Hope there'll be some of these left for the Grimbo party.

  dont worrie garden we can make some more  for the party just watch the mule .......................;-)

[bill-xxx]

Hope there'll be some of these left for the Grimbo party.

As long as there's a Google there'll be cakes! 😄

See you at the party on the 17th GS...

[bill-xxx]

  dont worrie garden we can make some more  for the party just watch the mule .......................;-)

Erm...Rosie. They ain't cakes!  :_|

:^O