Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

Im ok ish Bill, wont bore you with the details but had a close shave with a nasty hospital bug called klebsiella, so what should have been a routine op ended up pretty drastic, getting better now though, thanks for asking :-x

That's rotten that you have been unwell, Algas. And becoming ill in a place of 'safety', such as a hospital, makes it so much worse. But it is good that you are getting better because we have missed you. Look forward to your continued presence in our Bar too.  :-x

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Am waiting for a load of balls :O:^O

Hang around here then!

(((Algas))) That sounds most unpleasant. 😐  Hope your recovery proceeds without further hitch.

[algasmoon]

Thanks caution, could have done without them leaving tubes in me that they realised 2 weeks later were not supposed to have been in there! My notes said, leave them in for 2 months, good job I queried what they were for :_| Royal Free too, thought they were on the ball but apparently not.

Sorry Bill, so as not to deter from your thread, I'll have a Baileys with ice next time you serve 🙂

[bill-xxx]

I Baileys with ice for Algas 🙂

[Anonymous]

I meant my second coffee...B-)

Better be careful about what you say.............might be nothing left of those X-mas balls if you carry on like this about my mule. :^O

[tommy.irene]

Ill have an Irish Whisky please..

[bill-xxx]

I meant my second coffee...B-)

Better be careful about what you say.............might be nothing left of those X-mas balls if you carry on like this about my mule. :^O

😮

That's a bit below the belt, Harry  :O:^O

[bill-xxx]

Hi Tommy ~ One Irish whiskey

[bill-xxx]

Here's this week's singalong...

When I was just a little girl
I asked my Mother what will I be
Will I be pretty
Will I be rich
Here's what she said to me

Son, we need to chat

[bill-xxx]

Hang around here then!

(((Algas))) That sounds most unpleasant. 😐  Hope your recovery proceeds without further hitch.

:^O

Thank you, Caution. Can indeed be unpleasant playing a round of tennis without them 😐

[Anonymous]

:^O

Well what can I say Bill.....would you like them a bit higher? B-)

[bill-xxx]

:^O

Well what can I say Bill.....would you like them a bit higher? B-)

:^O

I was thinking perhaps you could shoot higher ~ about ten feet higher :^O

[margaret*e]

Evening all, I heard a rumour Bill was giving Baileys away.:O

How nice to see him back he's not making an opening speech is he.:-x

[bill-xxx]

Hi Margaret :-x

Giving Baileys away? That gave me a dizzy spell you know. 😮

But as it's you I will give you one :^O

*hides speech behind back* 😄

[Anonymous]

Margaret do you let him get away with speaking to you like that???!!!!! :^O

Ok Bill I'll aim high...........by the way do you want to keep those chandeliers?

[margaret*e]

Thank you Bill,:-x I think?:|, not often I get an offer like that these days.:^O

[Anonymous]

😮

Oh well....as you were................:^O

[margaret*e]

Well, Baileys isn't cheap.:^O

[margaret*e]

😮 Harry, you did it again, that's the second time today you''ve sneaked in between my posts.:^O

[bill-xxx]

Margaret do you let him get away with speaking to you like that???!!!!! :^O

Ok Bill I'll aim high...........by the way do you want to keep those chandeliers?

Now stop trying to gather up a posse just because I gave Margaret one on the house 🙂

And yes, we would prefer to hang onto the chandeliers ~ Charlie likes to swing from them when she's had a few :^O