Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[Anonymous]

I told you it's those new boots......:^O

[Anonymous]

Fair enough.....can't keep a woman down for long....:^O

I found a nice X-mas tree for the  pub...my mule won't eat it...................the goat might though...

[bill-xxx]

Thank you Bill,:-x I think?:|, not often I get an offer like that these days.:^O

:^O

Not only that, Margaret, but if you care to relax on the sofa, I have my very latest blockbuster of a speech with me.  :^O

[bill-xxx]

😮 Harry, you did it again, that's the second time today you''ve sneaked in between my posts.:^O

Is Harry giving you trouble, Margaret? If so, I will erm...if so I will get help :^O

[margaret*e]

Oh that's nice Bill, but unfortunately that baileys and the sherry I had at my sons before the sun was over the yardarm are beginning to have an effect, I would hate you to think I was bored with your speech when I fell asleep, so I had better be staggering running along. :-x

[bill-xxx]

Fair enough.....can't keep a woman down for long....:^O

I found a nice X-mas tree for the  pub...my mule won't eat it...................the goat might though...

I don't like it. I want a green Christmas tree.

[bill-xxx]

Oh that's nice Bill, but unfortunately that baileys and the sherry I had at my sons before the sun was over the yardarm are beginning to have an effect, I would hate you to think I was bored with your speech when I fell asleep, so I had better be staggering running along. :-x

Oh that's okay, Margaret  :-x  I know you like to be at your best while I'm reading to you. But I am here when you are ready ~ and will add to it for your further excitement! :^O

*such a great fan!* :^O

[geographically*challenged]

Here ya go DH. Its a green christmas tree especially for you:)

[geographically*challenged]

That tree will be good for Bill and Charles bar If you'd care for it Bill and Charlie.

[bill-xxx]

That tree will be good for Bill and Charles bar If you'd care for it Bill and Charlie.

Thanks Tim ~ just what we are looking for. Can I get you a drink or anything?

[Anonymous]

Sorry Bill...was trying to miss the chandelier..........B-)

[09charliegirl]

You need some practice with those magnums, Harry ...:-p

Perhaps I can help? B-)

Thank you for the Christmas tree, Tim, that one is lovely  :-x

((((Algas)))) Sorry you've been ill and I hope you'll be 100% fighting fit soon :-x

Tennis was brilliant Caution :^O  Hope you're watching it too~

Andy's playing tomorrow..

Finally.....

BILL!!!

Where's the Bar?

All I can see is....

THE REQUESTED IMAGE IS NO LONGER HOSTED AT..

You've forgotten to put a shilling in the meter again haven't you!  

We need to chat!

:^O

[bill-xxx]

Hi Charlie :-x

I told you our Bar picture was missing just a couple of days ago! You just don't listen! :^O twerp!

[09charliegirl]

Well, you've had ages to fix it then.....

get on with it!

Tsk! :^O

[bill-xxx]

And what would YOU know about fixing things? I had to carry this thread seven pages to get it back here! 😞

*blonde bimbo* 😛 :^O

[09charliegirl]

And what would YOU know about fixing things? I had to carry this thread seven pages to get it back here! 😞

*blonde bimbo* 😛 :^O

😮

:^O

Well, as you can see I managed to fix you your drink! :-x

*Bozo*  😛  :^O

[bill-xxx]

😮

:^O

Well, as you can see I managed to fix you your drink! :-x

*Bozo*  😛  :^O

Now that's much better, Charlie. In fact.....

That's my girl! :-x

Here's a nice long G&T for you

[bill-xxx]

You were wishing you had this gif with you a couple of days ago. I found it first! ha! :^O

[09charliegirl]

You were wishing you had this gif with you a couple of days ago. I found it first! ha! :^O

Thanks for the drink :-x

No, not THAT gif 😮   ~ it was like this one...

only with a baseball bat!

I can't find it now~


some of my gifs have done a runner!  

[bill-xxx]

Thanks for the drink :-x

No, not THAT gif 😮   ~ it was like this one...

only with a baseball bat!

I can't find it now~


some of my gifs have done a runner!  

Some of your gifs have done a runner? Take heart, Charlie, just a glitch ~  they'll  be back in a jiff! 😄

I will see if I have the 'baseball bat' one for you ~ no charge :^O

Yes ~ here it is    

Kiss?