Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[jake*the*plumber]

............and be careful Grubby, don't go taking it out on the crowd at closing time just 'cos you've had a few :^O

[Anonymous]

Sweet dreams Jake. :-x

If the weather is nice tomorrow I might do some gardening too. 🙂

[Anonymous]

Moi? 😮 Cheeky. :^O

[Anonymous]

Ok guys, bedtime for me....

Goodnight..catch you later. :-x

[tommy.irene]

Time for another whisky...there is about six lying in the lounge sleeping..

[bill-xxx]

Morning Tommy. One whisky...:-)

Just for your information, we'll be draining the pool today.  It's been leaking down into the cellar and into the whisky vat...:O

[Anonymous]

Hi Bill. :-x

One nice hot black coffee please...:-)

[jake*the*plumber]

Make that two, I'm on a lunch break 😛

Good afternoon young lady 🙂

[Anonymous]

Good afternoon sir. :-x

Have you had a nice morning in the garden?

[jake*the*plumber]

It's been busy and rather warm............I think I'd better have a pint :^O

[Anonymous]

It is a bit grey here. Not cold, but it does look like rain. So I don't think I'm going to work in the garden today, but do my ironing instead. :_|

[jake*the*plumber]

Ironing is a non starter in our house :_|

[Anonymous]

Well, unless I want to look crinkled I have no choice...although it would suit my face. :^O

[jake*the*plumber]

Crinkled?................get outta here 😄

[Anonymous]

Flattery get's you anywhere....:-p

[jake*the*plumber]

In the past it's got me a slap in the gob :^O

[Anonymous]

I wouldn't do that.....:-x

There is nothing wrong with a bit of flattery...very good for the ego...no matter if it's true or not...and whatever your age. 🙂

[jake*the*plumber]

It looks like young Weedy is having a lie in today, if she's not here by one o'clock I'll have to start throwing stones up at the window.........it'll get the dog barking if nothing else ]:) 

[jake*the*plumber]

Oh well I better get back to it, I'll fall asleep in the heat if I sit here much longer, catch you later 🙂

[Anonymous]

I think she might be exhausted...first working mad hours and then a weekend long party....:O

And maybe all that rubbing her back last night might have given her a heavenly sleep. 😉