Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[skyfly2112]

Thank  you Bill, that went down rather too quickly.

Is it me, or are these pages taking ages to come up, whne I go to reply the box takes ages coming up for me to type.

Unless my computer has a problem:-(

Earlier I gave up as it just kept saying "Must enter something into the box before you can preview" 

There was something in the box for heavens sake.

[bill-xxx]

Hi Jimbo :^O Here's your Guinness.

I've had a word with the new barmaid and when she's dressed she will pop out 😮 and say hello 😄

[bill-xxx]

Thank  you Bill, that went down rather too quickly.

Is it me, or are these pages taking ages to come up, whne I go to reply the box takes ages coming up for me to type.

Unless my computer has a problem:-(

Earlier I gave up as it just kept saying "Must enter something into the box before you can preview"

There was something in the box for heavens sake.

Hi Lin :-x

The same thing happens to me occasionally ~ about

"Must enter something into the box before you can preview".

Hansy said the same as you on the Balled Thread the other day, about how slow it is.

Maybe someone should let James know? He may be unaware of it...

[skyfly2112]

Well I am off to play pin the tail on the mule donkey:^O

with the littleones.

Will catch you all later.

Too-da-loo for now.:-x

[tommy.irene]

Give me a drink while Emmerdale is on ... I want to see the barmaid pop out..

[tommy.irene]

Two drunks were in a bar partying like fools. They were drinking boiler makers, buying rounds like there was no tomorrow. They were dancing, calling each other "professor," and generally causing quite a stir. When asked why such a celebration, they boasted that they just finished a jigsaw puzzle & it only took them 2 months! "TWO MONTHS?!" cried the bartender. "That's ridiculous. It shouldn't take that long!!""Oh yeah?" says one drunk. "The box said 2-4 YEARS!"

[tommy.irene]

[tommy.irene]

I just got a "slap" for the post re, barmaid,

WTF did I do wrong,?????:|

I think you said your were goodlooking ahd liveworld know your not.ha..ha.. welcome to the club..

[tommy.irene]

Bill give Jimbo a drink on me and i will have a bottle of whisky...

[bill-xxx]

Bill give Jimbo a drink on me and i will have a bottle of whisky...

Your whisky, Tommy.

BTW, we've warmed the bed pool for you for later on...:^O

[55ianm]

Cor mate...do you know how long I've stood outside...never mind, gis'us a large Napoleon to steady me'nerves....cor, right then, now then where wus I...oh yes, so I says to Alenbrook, I says...

[tommy.irene]

Glad this water is warm..Bill looks after it..

[bill-xxx]

Cor mate...do you know how long I've stood outside...never mind, gis'us a large Napoleon to steady me'nerves....cor, right then, now then where wus I...oh yes, so I says to Alenbrook, I says...

Your brandy, Ian. Apologies for the delay. Thought I heard an air raid siren so I took refuge in the cellar...:O

[bill-xxx]

Glad this water is warm..Bill looks after it..

We do like to take care of our regulars, Tommy 🙂

[bill-xxx]

This blonde told me she'd got a job in a bowling alley. I said "tenpin?"

She said "No, permanent". 🙂

[55ianm]

"Evening all, quite a crowd in tonight, hello vicar, just talking about you, I see the verger found his bicycle, propped up against the wall at young Mrs Hendshaws, you know, the chap who drives that large truck all over the world, gone for days they tell me, eh what, he what, do speak up dear chap..ran over the vergers bike, did he by gad...

[tommy.irene]

Got this new seatbelt for Irene..on ebay..

[bill-xxx]

Got this new seatbelt for Irene..on ebay..

Hey Tommy. Do they come in a larger size? I know someone I'd like to buy one for 😐

[bill-xxx]

"Evening all, quite a crowd in tonight, hello vicar, just talking about you, I see the verger found his bicycle, propped up against the wall at young Mrs Hendshaws, you know, the chap who drives that large truck all over the world, gone for days they tell me, eh what, he what, do speak up dear chap..ran over the vergers bike, did he by gad...

Hi Ian ~ that's what we like in here ~ a good gossip! :^O

[bill-xxx]

I just got the 1900 snipe 😮

:^O