Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[Anonymous]

Sorry Tommy...he looks like a wimp....B-)

[09charliegirl]

Err....when exactly wos I trashing the bar?

I brought my own mojito

I fantasized about cocktails

I was a little underdressed 😮

Now I am overdressed in a spotty tent :^O

But...bar trashing? 😮

Never !!! How could you suggest such a thing??

And my references are impeccib impeckab fabulous dahlings ;\

:^O

Oh, quite easily, Suzie!

Parking the mule by the swimming pool for one thing...

my new pool attendant doesn't like it! B-)

Hey, Bill ~ check those new CCTV cameras will you?

I think we're gonna need proof ...:^O

[tommy.irene]

And anyone Bill and Charlie tell me to throw out.

[Anonymous]

The new pool attendant...what a wuss...:_|

[09charliegirl]

Sorry Tommy...he looks like a wimp....B-)

Tommy!:O

That's Jim MacDonald! A wimp indeed Harry!:-x

We need Jason Statham at the very least....:^O

[Anonymous]

http://youtu.be/YDDkCiUhHCc

[tommy.irene]

So your the new barmaid.. get me a bottle of whisky..

[09charliegirl]

The new pool attendant...what a wuss...:_|

😮

He's not! 😛

He's lovely!

:^O

[suzieseaside]

Sob! I didn't park the mule.

Bill hoisted it to his overloaded trailer and send it skywards - now that's shocking 😮

I got the gin bottle blues now :_|

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLsNUt3x6u0&feature=related

Hey harry - we're going to get the blame even when we are good, so we may as well be bad ]:) :^O

[Anonymous]

:_|

[09charliegirl]

......well, he is when Bill's not knocking seven bells out of him!

:^O:^O:^O

[Anonymous]

I quite like him.....he smokes.....]:)

[suzieseaside]

Hmmmm! Charlie and I both like Colin Firth and George Clooney  - we must have the same taste in men charlie!

If you get George in too then there'll be enough to go around and no cat fighting 😉 :^O

[bill-xxx]

Sob! I didn't park the mule.

Bill hoisted it to his overloaded trailer and send it skywards - now that's shocking 😮

Excuse me? Go back and check and you'll find it wasn't me! X-(

Charlie ~ definitely a new under manager required 😮

[tommy.irene]

I hear your looking someone to work here.

[Anonymous]

I've already got some friends in Tommy.....

[bill-xxx]

......well, he is when Bill's not knocking seven bells out of him!

:^O:^O:^O

:^O

He wept like a tart! :^O

[tommy.irene]

A pint of beer..please

[bill-xxx]

:_|

[tommy.irene]

SNIPE 1600