Bill & Charlie's Bar

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.


We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.


Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.


Come on in...:-D



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Here ya go Alga


 




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Hi Algas :-x


One double vodka & lemonade.


I've been hearing about this new farcical move by eBay ~ another move in the wrong direction!




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Ive got the mouse Bill but do you think its one of ya kids pet?




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Hey, that is cute Tim. Wouldn't mind one myself...

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Isnt it one of your lads?


😉



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Old man Murphy had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned.


The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the widow Murphy of her old man's death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell. When she came to the door, he said,


"I'm sorry to tell you, but poor old Murphy passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned."


She wept and covered her face with her apron and after a time, between sobs, she asked, "Tell me, did he suffer?"


"I don't think so," said the foreman: "He got out three times to go to the men's room"



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How do you sink an irish submarine?


Knock on the door.



How do you sink it again?


Knock on the door and they'll open the window and say


"Ah you'll not be catching me out this toime"


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Famous quote...


"I just love the French. They taste like chicken!"


Hannibal Lecter

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Hurry up you two..you can talk in the bar..

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Ok drinks on me Dave..

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How do you sink an irish submarine?


Knock on the door.


 


How do you sink it again?


Knock on the door and they'll open the window and say


"Ah you'll not be catching me out this toime"


 



 


LOL Bill. you  is a comedian and you do know it;)



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Goodnight and sleep tight ~ for this is my early night 🙂


Help yourself if you want a drink and do not @@@@ in the sink. 😮 :^O


See you tomorrow...:-)



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Ooooooh, lets pop in to Bill and Charlie's! We can show her and Harry our handbags! But if they mention 'injunctions'......Mum's the word........

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Ah...no charge.....again. B-)


Hi guys.:-x

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Did someone say no charge? I'll have a glass of that Chilean Cab Sauv if there's any going B-)


What's yours Grubby


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Hi Jake, I wouldn't mind a....


Martini Bianco on the rocks please....in a tumbler...six ice cubes....:-)


I can't stand it when some people put it in a wine glass with one ice cube.....:_|

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Bill's gone for the night and no sign of Charlie, looks like you're in charge ms securityperson :^O


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Well....drinks all round then....on the house...:^O


Hmmmm...it's just us here though....

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Shall we pop down the cellar and see what's about? B-)


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