Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[Anonymous]

ok...ssshhhhhh.......;-)

[jake*the*plumber]

I wonder if there's any food.............you any good in the kitchen? ]:)

[Anonymous]

Me????? No not really.....

I make a nice toastie...will that do?

[jake*the*plumber]

I can get those at home :_|

[Anonymous]

Hmmm.......sorry....

ok, I will make you a lovely steak with mushroom sauce, chips and a mixed salad...

and for dessert some nice ice cream, with summer fruits. 🙂

[jake*the*plumber]

There's no need to be kinridiculous :^O

[Anonymous]

😮

Ok I'll eat it myself..........

[Anonymous]

[jake*the*plumber]

I don't think I could handle one of those fully clothed 😛

[jake*the*plumber]

That steak looks perfect.............can I change my mind? B-)

[Anonymous]

No....what do you think this is? a restaurant? :^O

[jake*the*plumber]

I'm exercising a gentleman's prerogative 😄

[Anonymous]

Hmmm...ok then you can have the steak...it's cold now anyway....:-p

[jake*the*plumber]

With perhaps a little potato salad instead of fries 😛 

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Anything else sir?

a little bowl with lemon water for your greasy fingers?

a napkin with your monogram?

I will put it next to the tipping plate. B-)

[Anonymous]

Anyway have you seen Alan?

http://youtu.be/wBtotBT6_lw

[jake*the*plumber]

This cabernet is perfect with the steak, I could get to like this place B-) 

[Anonymous]

I'm glad you like it...B-)

You like the company of all these animals then?

http://youtu.be/f-Kt_kuYVtU

[jake*the*plumber]

Do you like eggs?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Cfg3swvbc&feature=relmfu