Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

X-(

I realise that!

😛

Bill, if that is the worst inconvenience a pre-packed prawn sarnie gave you, I'd count yourself lucky! :^O

[tommy.irene]

X-(

I realise that!

😛

Anyone else would buy me a drink for getting the snipe

[bill-xxx]

Bill, if that is the worst inconvenience a pre-packed prawn sarnie gave you, I'd count yourself lucky! :^O

Hi Caution :-x

Why, have you some horror stories too? Would they be 'Morrisons' horror stories? M & S have the words 'open here' on their packs so why can't Morrison's? X-(

Sorry you missed the snipe 😐

*Sniggers*

:^O

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Oh, go on then!  Bill, get Tommy a congratulatory drink on me!

We don't have Morrison's round here.  Most deprived, we are! :^O

Having nearly been killed by a jacket potato with prawns in a pub once, I am very wary of the little boggers!  😉

[bill-xxx]

Here Tommy ~ a whisky with Caution's compliments 🙂

[bill-xxx]

We don't have Morrison's round here.  Most deprived, we are! :^O

They breed nothing but violence! Sandwich packs are being attacked almost daily! :O:^O

As for a jacket potato nearly killing you, well that just proves my point! Not a very pleasant experience! 😮

[margaret*e]

Morning, I thought I had read earlier that Bill was buying the drinks:O, I thought I must be hallucinating, then my computer froze must have been the shock X-( and I couldn't check it out.

Morning Bill.:-x:-D

[tommy.irene]

Here Tommy ~ a whisky with Caution's compliments 🙂

Thankyou..

[skypilot624]

Mornin' Folks..... 🙂

Sorry I'm late but I got locked in the bog last night..... 😮

Well I thought it was the bog but it turned out to be the mop cupboard..... Sorry about that Bill, but at least I've emptied the bucket..... 😐

I threw it over the lady next doors Petunia's and blamed the pub cat..... ]:)

O'h the things we do when we are only 21 years of age.....

Still got some Banks's Bitter left Bill?.

Ollie.

[bill-xxx]

Morning, I thought I had read earlier that Bill was buying the drinks:O, I thought I must be hallucinating, then my computer froze must have been the shock X-( and I couldn't check it out.

Morning Bill.:-x:-D

Morning Margaret :-x

Sorry about the delay but I had a dizzy spell when I read about me buying the drinks 😮

:^O

Can I get you a coffee? Tea? Milk? Cocoa? Something Northern? 😄

[bill-xxx]

Good Afternoon, Ollie 🙂

One Binks's batter...:O:^O

Back soon...

[margaret*e]

Ah Bill, you're back, I was beginning to get worried in case I had traumatised you beyond recovery.:-x

[electric*mayhem*band]

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM H M CUSTOMS & EXCISE.

A Weights and Measures Inspector will be visiting this Establishment on the 00th of 00, 2011, at 00.00. hrs.

Be aware.

Please allow him access.

END OF IMPORTANT MESSAGE.

[margaret*e]

Sorry I missed the last bit, I'll get back to you when I figure out a drink that can be classed as something Northern.:-x

[skypilot624]

Sorry I missed the last bit, I'll get back to you when I figure out a drink that can be classed as something Northern.:-x

Lemsip perhaps????? :^O

Ollie.

[bill-xxx]

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM H M CUSTOMS & EXCISE.

A Weights and Measures Inspector will be visiting this Establishment on the 00th of 00, 2011, at 00.00. hrs.

Be aware.

Please allow him access.

END OF IMPORTANT MESSAGE.

Cancels next tanker delivery of water 😮

Thanks Embsie for hint of when he might arrive X-(

Rings lawyer :_|

*this is my past coming back to haunt me* :_|

[skypilot624]

Cancels next tanker delivery of water 😮

Thanks Embsie for hint of when he might arrive X-(

Rings lawyer :_|

*this is my past coming back to haunt me* :_|

Don't panic Bill..... Look at the date, month and time..... It's ages away yet..... 😐

And don't worry about being haunted..... You are allowed to serve spirits in your pub..... :^O

Ollie.

[Anonymous]

Typical!!

He runs in...... causes mayhem....and runs off....

Emb you coward!!! come back!!

*double checks if guns are loaded..and of course they are...but you know..in all this confusion...one can never be too sure..B-)*

Can I have one of those double black coffees please?

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Ooh, well sniped, Harry!

[bill-xxx]

Sorry to have kept you waiting, Harry.

One massive coffee 😄