THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM H M CUSTOMS & EXCISE. A Weights and Measures Inspector will be visiting this Establishment on the 00th of 00, 2011, at 00.00. hrs. Be aware. Please allow him access. END OF IMPORTANT MESSAGE.

Cancels next tanker delivery of water 😮

Thanks Embsie for hint of when he might arrive X-(

Rings lawyer :_|

*this is my past coming back to haunt me* :_|