Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[jake*the*plumber]

To hell with foaming mopes, how about a foaming tankard of your very best ale young Bill 🙂

[bill-xxx]

Here you are, Jake...

[jake*the*plumber]

Kinell did you have a swig on the way? :^O

[solaokusaga]

Tut, tut, thought it was the standard drink on the RT

100ml Gin, a dash if despair filtered through 50 years of social, political and economic decline, bitters, yes we need bitters, 30ml should do it, bunch of mothballs, crushed ice cubes of hope, liver salts and soda water to top up

Chin Chin

[bill-xxx]

Kinell did you have a swig on the way? :^O

It's the cat, Jake! It's as  @@@@@ as a newt! :^O

[09charliegirl]

:^O @ Solar !

I like that!

Sounds like my kind of political drink...:-x

Would you like a real GIF drink to follow? 😉 :^O

[bill-xxx]

Here, cop this one, Jake...

[09charliegirl]

Sorry! Solar Solao

Your "drink" did make me laugh! :^O

[jake*the*plumber]

Now that's what you call a pint of ale, cheers Bill 🙂 

[bill-xxx]

Now that's what you call a pint of ale, cheers Bill 🙂

Great! Must keep our customers happy.:-)

I made the cat spit it back! :^O

[jake*the*plumber]

Bleurgh!!!!! You could have blamed it on the government, on the boogie........anything but the cat :^O

[bill-xxx]

Well the cat's name IS Boogie! So I was right! :^O

[jake*the*plumber]

Bit quiet tonight innit Bill? It looks like all these late nights have finally caught up with Thelma and Louise Grubby and Weedy :^O 

[bill-xxx]

Thelma & Louise? I like that! :^O

Yeah it does, Jake. Although Suzie said she's got loads of work to do and won't be around much. I saw Harry this morning on here. But she didn't hang around...

[Anonymous]

Did someone call?.....B-)

[jake*the*plumber]

Oh yeah I have work tomorrow too so I'll bid you goodnight. Cheers for the pint and give my regards to the Terror Twins  the good ladies if they pop in B-)

[jake*the*plumber]

oops :^O

[Anonymous]

Did you drink too much Jake?......?:|

[Anonymous]

:^O

[jake*the*plumber]

I've only had the one honest guv 😄