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hahaha i watched it 
Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.
We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.
Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.
Come on in...:-D
@electric*mayhem*band wrote:
Ah, Willums. Good Morning/Good Afternoon/Good Evening - whichever is applicable, sirrah.
Just reminded me there when you mentioned food. Is it true that you are to play the lead role, in the RT's version of 'Sweeny Todd - On Ice' ? Not for any acting prowess you understand (or skating skills for that matter), but for your past experiences in the culinary arts ?
Just heard it on the grapevine. Well it could have been Margs that told me, but there again I could be wrong.
Hi Embsie. I don't know how the news leaked out but I was indeed offered the part but turned it down when I learned that Logsie wants to cut my hair first. 
Do you mind if I forgo the pie ? *shudders* Just had a bag of Prawn Cocktail crisps.
While we're on the 'foodie' theme, could you please ask Margs if I can borrow her checked shopping trolley. The one she won at the Bingo. I have to go to Lidl, and the wheel has fell off mine. Someone asked why I couldn't fix it back on, but I haven't got one of those screwdriver thingys ,which I believe you need. Also, as Bobby Thompson once said, "Wey hinny, I'm nurran engineer". Now you won't have the faintest idea who Bobby Thompson was, but Margs will. In fact before she was married, I think she was stepping out with him. But that's between me and thee.
Now on to Logs. He's a bit concerned and upset at the moment. The firm are moving him from his single occupancy office, and into a shared one. This move I think, is to keep an eye on him. I've told him many times that his penchant for watching porn sites on the computer in the firm's time, and messing around on social networking, would backfire on him. If you need any more information on the outcome of this unhappy incident - well unhappy for Logs, personally I find it hilarious - please ask.
Whilst this thread is undergoing major structural alterations, here is a short film from the archives.
Posted in extra large format in order for you to get the full magnitude of this handsome and dapper young man. You can see how Margs was so infatuated by him.
Ladies and Gentlemen for your delectation, may I present to you, the swathe and sophisticated....Mister Bobby Thompson.
(Extra info. It is understood that Margs actually knit his sweater).
My ears were burning.
This might help, Harry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a55iAwMXylo&list=PLypfxfkEnNQnzalMgIOFTIb1cktcbImIj&index=1
Practise the Geordie accent and learn Geordie words! I manage to not have great success in either of these areas, but I give it a good go! Thanks to my friend Sean Turner (and Alix!) for putting together a list of words for me to try and translate. Sean is a stand-up comedian based in the ...
Is the Proprietor still holed up in his Anderson Shelter ? Could someone please tell him that the slight earth tremor in Kent was caused by Logs falling out of bed, and not the beginning of World War 3 ?
@electric*mayhem*band wrote:
Is the Proprietor still holed up in his Anderson Shelter ? Could someone please tell him that the slight earth tremor in Kent was caused by Logs falling out of bed, and not the beginning of World War 3 ?
Hello ol' chap. If I may just clarify that it wasn't MY bed he fell out of. (sniggers!) 
If I'm not mistaken it's you Birthday today Al, or do I have it wrong?....Anyway have a lovely day.
