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@fallen-archie wrote:

Is the rumour true that Bill has signed up Anne Widdecombe and Vanessa Feltz to front up His "Thursday night is Lap dancing night" promotion? 

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That was supposed to be a surprise!  But alas, the two beauties you have mentioned are performing in a Cabaret at Las Vegas and were unavailable.

But do not fret because Cheryl Cole (a woman Embsie dreams of constantly) is appearing instead, accompanied by logsie dancing the can can.  Or in his case ~ the can't can't.

*prepares for huge advance bookings*