Do you mind if I forgo the pie ? *shudders* Just had a bag of Prawn Cocktail crisps.

While we're on the 'foodie' theme, could you please ask Margs if I can borrow her checked shopping trolley. The one she won at the Bingo. I have to go to Lidl, and the wheel has fell off mine. Someone asked why I couldn't fix it back on, but I haven't got one of those screwdriver thingys ,which I believe you need. Also, as Bobby Thompson once said, "Wey hinny, I'm nurran engineer". Now you won't have the faintest idea who Bobby Thompson was, but Margs will. In fact before she was married, I think she was stepping out with him. But that's between me and thee.

Now on to Logs. He's a bit concerned and upset at the moment. The firm are moving him from his single occupancy office, and into a shared one. This move I think, is to keep an eye on him. I've told him many times that his penchant for watching porn sites on the computer in the firm's time, and messing around on social networking, would backfire on him. If you need any more information on the outcome of this unhappy incident - well unhappy for Logs, personally I find it hilarious -  please ask.