Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.
We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.
Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.
Come on in...:-D
@Anonymous wrote:I'm sure your heart is gold and your soul illuminates the universe.
Shakespeare?
@marg*e wrote:
Morning.
Good morning, Margaret. It's a nice sunny day down here in Kent.
You laughing???????????..........................
You feeling lucky again????????????..................
I suggest you apologise.................................
otherwise I might redecorate this pub of yours...............
@Anonymous wrote:You laughing???????????.......................... Erm...twas just a little snigger.
You feeling lucky again????????????..................Noooo! I don't even do the lottery.
I suggest you apologise................................. Sorry for not doing the lottery.
otherwise I might redecorate this pub of yours...............Thank you. Will you buy the paint?
That should please her.
@marg*e wrote:Morning from rainy tyneside.
Good morning from sunny Kent. Have some of this....
Good morning from the windy Cotswolds, power just restored after a very stormy night.
@jd.linklater wrote:Good morning from the windy Cotswolds, power just restored after a very stormy night.
Good morning. Am I mistaken or are you Jake? Anyway, glad your power has been restored.
@Anonymous wrote:He'll be doing your plumbing later.
I guess that's a yes then? 
