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OK, so these at ebay towers have demolished the door to our dungeon, we've been up all night tunnelling in again, and here's the new entrance!

Hopefully all the guards will soon find their way back in, and 'normal' service will be resumed as soon as possible.

The inmates seem to still be here, also the torture play room and all the usual toys. The young dragons were a bit peckish, so good job we got back in today - tomorrow may have seen them nibbling the inmates!

The hot chocolate wasn't very hot when I got back in, but is now fresh, and storecupboards and fridges full of the usual food.

Apologies to any innmates who have missed some meals, but bacon butties coming soon, to compensate for our 'technical' hitch.


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Sneeks sun dragon into suitcase to go on holiday to Hemsby with me, off on Friday for 2 weeks x


 


Pretty sure that I booked holiday from guard duty x

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grandsons have bought a water dragon each, really cute, web image to let you see what they are like



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Thinking about it, noone I've had contact (in person) with has ever kept reptiles (sorry if this is not a reptile,don't know anything about them) lizards, snakes or any pets other than the usual cats, dogs, mice, rats, horses, fish etc - boring or what!


 


They really do look cute, although I'm not sure I'd want one myself.


 


 

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Returns defective Sun Dragon to dungeon:^O


 


Holiday over and there wasn't a lot of sunshine about:^O

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Hope you don't mind if I join you - I just stumbled across the dungeon by accident, a most curious and interesting place... Incidentally, I had many holidays in Hemsby when my mother in law owned a caravan there. 


 


Also, I draw dragons.

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hi,:-),  welcome, cazz you have a "visitor",


sun dragon not defective cazz, you did not set the area for where the sun was required, keyboard under left wing, please use leather gauntlets and sunglasses when doing this. the entry code is SD774/ 9756/ 3089/ 786409 this will change the first of each month, will be on the notice board in the kitchen, i have left strawberries, clotted cream, and scones for refreshments.

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Welcome ruth5228!  It's always good to have new inmates here in the dungeon.


 


 


Once you've arrived here, you must understand that from thenceforth you have a dedicated cell and guard room and attendant, whether you wish to leave or not!  CCTV is operated round the clock by a rota of young dragons, and even when it appears to be deserted there are eyes watching.......(probably!)  


 


Any special dietary requirements can be passed on to the kitchens,  The off duty guards are usually watching the latest films in the cinema room at night, but during the day can be found  practising all manner of strange things.  Flying, swimming, juggling (don't ask!) as well as baking and other unlikely pastimes. 


 


Have cooked vast amount of apple and rhubarb crumble for supper - (I was cold, ok?) and there'll be plenty left in the main kitchen for late night or tomorrow - heat portions in microwave for 50 seconds, (custard also available.)  Almost tempted to get the big winter flasks out of storage, for hot chocolate, but maybe summer will break out again?

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waiting to see drawings of dragons please, there are supplies of pens pencils in the craftroom, on level three, hope you enjoy your stay here

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Steady on Dragon, dedicated? Moi?:^O


 


I only come on duty so I don't have to cook tea, lol!

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Where are my manners?


 


Welcome ruth5228, your breakfast will rely on me remembering you are in a cell!

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Right! Much too hot for the moat to be that dirty, we need a cleaning the moat day!

 

Think the best way to approach this is to have the dragons flame all the algae, evaporate the water and sterilise the sides of the moat with flame.

 

Then I will refill the moat with sparkling clean water and we will spend the rest of the day dozing in the sun and splashing in the moat!

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Tomorrow is reserved for a lazy day by the moat! All clean and sparkling and ready for some fun!

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good job i tied a bit of string to the door to find my way back here


@cazzarat wrote:

Tomorrow is reserved for a lazy day by the moat! All clean and sparkling and ready for some fun!


 

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Hope you brought you cossie with you, have reserved you a lounger for tomorrow mally x

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1st post on updated boards and maybe last !!!heart

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was ambushed into helping daughter clean out garden sheds, and help them do a booty, would have been nicer on the lounger
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Lounger still waiting, whether it's going to be sunny or not remains the question now, lol!

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Hi Golddust welcome to the dungeon, please wait patiently to be allocated a luxury cell for the evening x

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Whoops, forgot to come in and feed and water the prisoners, cremation by Dragon is tomorrow with full honour guard and I apologise to the relatives for my negligenceWoman Sad

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Cremation and service went as planned, I will try to remember that we gave prisoners that I need to provide for in the futureWoman Wink

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