Book titles - any more ideas?

[onemorewonthurt]

Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist

[littleme61_6]

Plenty Of Cheery And Happy Thoughts By Joy Uss

... I will wake you up Lindum when the sun returns. Snore awaaaay for now. 

[littleme61_6]

Listening To Such A Lovely Song By Kay SeraSera 

[littleme61_6]

Enjoying Oudoor Pursuits With Friends By Cliff Klyming 

[littleme61_6]

One Of Our Five Fruits Of The Day By Mel Onn

[littleme61_6]

Building An Extension To Your Home By Ann Exe

[littleme61_6]

Enjoy Some Nice Relish With Your Meal By Mr B Pickle 

[littleme61_6]

An Animal That Makes a Hee-Haw Sound  By Don Kee

[littleme61_6]

Particular Role To Play As A Woman By Jen Derr

[lindum-49]

How To Wake Up With A Start By Juan Togetready

.......did I miss much littleme?..............or how many sleeps to Christmas......:-)

[littleme61_6]

How The Weather Can Be So Changeable By Wayne Kneeweather

... Oo, no you didn't miss too much Lindum, some sun, but then many times the rain pushed it away. 

Um, maybe let's not think about Christmas just yet.  

[vanjim50]

Verbosity,And It's Place I

[vanjim50]

Verbosity,And It's Place In Modern Society(Presented With Much Loquaciousness,Circumlocutory Meanderings And Periphrastic Tautology) by Dick Shunry

Good to be back !!! You ok,big man?

[lindum-49]

Hemmoroids And Their Place In Our Society By Theo Soararse

......just when you thought it was safe to be retired and hidden from the world.............hello jimbo, lovely to hear from you, like me have you been in hibernation? Still doing OK having found lawn bowls as a great substitute for life......been a great summer outdoors activity leading many into battle against other clubs.......we have a good greenkeeper as well.

Hoping you and yours are doing OK all round and yes I could do with losing more of me than the doctor sees at the moment. Time to hit the diets again but blood test and blood pressure looming on Thursday. Stay sane and welcome home. High fives from Surreyshire to the Midshires............where have you been then????

[lindum-49]

Aspire To Inspire Before You Expire By Phil Isophical

For those of my generation who do not, and cannot,
comprehend why Facebook exists: I am trying to make friends outside of
Facebook while applying the same principles.

Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell
passersby what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what
I have done the night before, what I will do later and with whom.

I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, taking
things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in
front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, taking pictures

of what I am eating for all meals and doing what anybody
and everybody normally does every day.

I also listen to their conversations, give them the
"thumbs up" and tell them I like them.
And it works !!   .......... just like Facebook.

I already have four people following me: two police
officers, a private investigator, and a psychiatrist

[littleme61_6]

The Spirit Of The Lamp By Jean Eee

[littleme61_6]

Enjoy Some Nice Instant Coffee By Max Well

[littleme61_6]

Crossing The Road Wrongly By Jay Walk

[littleme61_6]

A Nice Change From Using Butter By Marge Spread

[littleme61_6]

Using Decayed Vegetation/Organic Matter In The Garden By Pete Baggs

[littleme61_6]

Putting Bad People In Prison By Rob Burr