Aspire To Inspire Before You Expire By Phil Isophical

 

For those of my generation who do not, and cannot,
comprehend why Facebook exists: I am trying to make friends outside of
Facebook while applying the same principles.

Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell
passersby what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what
I have done the night before, what I will do later and with whom.

I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, taking
things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in
front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, taking pictures

of what I am eating for all meals and doing what anybody
and everybody normally does every day.

I also listen to their conversations, give them the
"thumbs up" and tell them I like them.
And it works !!   .......... just like Facebook.

I already have four people following me: two police
officers, a private investigator, and a psychiatrist