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[onemorewonthurt]

Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist

[littleme61_6]

For Sweet-toothed Readers By Bertie Bassitt 

[lindum-49]

How To Get Free Money And Goods By Benny Fitts

...hoping your all enjoying the summer weather..........well UK weather......

[littleme61_6]

Keeping Yourself Cheerful And Friendly By Jo Veeul

.... The summer weather was doing well, until the rain came again, and the wind. 

[lindum-49]

School's Out For Summer By Al Lis-Coopa

.........good luck parents everywhere.........

[littleme61_6]

The Favoured Pupil In The Classroom By T. Churspett

[lindum-49]

How To Win Lots Of Friends, Annoy Lots More, Get Fit And Forget The Highway Has A Code By Onya Byke 

.....Surreyshire is getting ready for the road lockdown on Sunday 30 July as the Ride For London cycle race rolls into our part of the world.........thousands of them...........road closures abound so can't get out of our village on that day.......BUT....meanwhile the lycra clad wotsits love to practise and forget the other road users that travel along with them...........a bit more consideration as you form a convoy - sorry pelaton - would be appreciated.............whinge over for now

[littleme61_6]

Being Left At The Altar By Jill Tedd

... Oo, best to stay at home on that day lindum.  Shame of course the practisers are not considerate. 

[lindum-49]

Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head By Constance Dampness

..........rather wet here in Surreyshire this afternoon..........so our bowls match was abandoned due to soggy conditions..........who wants soggy bowls as well as their clothing!........still rain water is good for the complexion I was told by one of our lady players.........whose a preety boy then!............stay dry littleme.........

[littleme61_6]

Clapping Rhyming Games By Pat Acake 

... I stayed dry from this morning until middle afternoon, then the drizzly rain came. 

[lindum-49]

The Best Time To Make Love To Your Lover By Sunday Knight

.......so I've been told...........dream on

[lindum-49]

The Safe Way To Eat Probiotic Yoghurt By Ware Abib

[lindum-49]

How To Make A Baby Buggy By Tickle Itsfeet

...well made me smile....

[lindum-49]

Cooking A Special Spag-Bol? By Dol Meeoh

[littleme61_6]

Choosing A Nice Hotel For Your Holiday By Clare Monnt

[littleme61_6]

Learning Lots Of Tongue Twisters By Peter Piper

[littleme61_6]

Making Clever Carvings Out Of Pumpkins By Jack O'Lantern 

[littleme61_6]

Enjoying Other People's Company By Greg Arious 

[lindum-49]

Sometimes Your The Statue, Othertimes Your The Pigeon By Phil Isophical

.......wake me up when summertime starts please.............hibernation calls 

[littleme61_6]

Find Out What An Aladdin's Lamp Does By Grant Whishes

.... wake up Lindum, Wake up, it is sunny... 

[lindum-49]

How To Test The Best Biscuit For Dunking By Ginger Knutz

........yawn, no sun yet in Surreyshire, back to sleep littleme.............