Book titles - any more ideas?

[onemorewonthurt]

Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist

[lindum-49]

Old Guys Rule by Evan Elpus

I know those feelings Jimbo. Inner clock all over the place and I'm still dreaming about work and projects, why? Like you now 11 years since dropping off the edge of being wanted.

Suffering from geriatric drop where once you eat, the blood goes to the stomach to aid digestion and doesn't stay in the brain. Lovely naps though after lunch! Too cold to play outside at the moment. Keeping the faith and away from the crem! 

[notath64]

Carpet fitting by Walter Wall

[vanjim50]

The Sweet Smell Of Success by Harry Bow.

[lindum-49]

Wine Gums: A Forbidden Fruit by Ty Ptwo

Oh I remember the days of tucking into Starmix, Hard Gums and Wine Gums. Now my blood glucose monitor shows the results if I stray! Getting old is tricky staying on the right side of the early demise gurus!

[vanjim50]

The Bent Stent,An Irish Mystery Story by Angie O'Plasty

[lindum-49]

Murder On The Dancefloor Or Was It Something Else? By Sue E Side

Could have been a sneaky retired greenkeeper with dodgy knees?

Did you know that a Policeman's favourite sandwich filling is: Truncheon Meat!

[vanjim50]

My Search For Roman Treasure by Duggie Tupp.

[notath64]

‘Coastal Walks’ by Cliff Topp-Path

[vanjim50]

Tug O' War by Yvonne This..

[lindum-49]

Old Bowlers Don't Die, They Just Fade Away By Lorne Wellcut

Remembering my mate Ken who passed away in hospital last night at the age of 98. Already skip for this weeks celestial match. RIP.

[notath64]

- One Hundred Metres to the Bus Stop, by Willy Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont..

[vanjim50]

Adam Ant,The Legend by Stan Dan De Liver
I have, after many attempts to rejoin the 21st century,succeeded in getting
my Notebook to accept English as a first language.This means I shall be
able to contribute more on our favourite page,and hopefully,stop being a
curmudgeonly old git asking for help to navigate my way through the
technological minefield.

[lindum-49]

The Return Of The Greenkeeper By Wendy Isready

Salutations Jimbo. Welcome back to the next centuary mate and the chance to show new authors how it should be done! Sorry you missed the Big Day and party but I managed to clear up the mess and  leave the place tidy. Even Onemore  popped in, our birth mother all thiose years ago, to say hi. It's great to read some of the books from the early days when we were young and poor. So much going on and sad that Ebay lost the first 400 pages of titles. But glad they have allowed us to continue for free. 

[vanjim50]

You Know I'm Right by Xavier Breath

[vanjim50]

Psarty Games by Bob Frapples

[vanjim50]

School Truancy by Marcus Absent

[vanjim50]

Archery by Beau N Arrows

[vanjim50]

Desert Crossings by Rhoda Camel

[lindum-49]

Take Aim, Fire! by Mi Sixteen!

He's back with a vengence!

[lindum-49]

I Rode Into Battle On A Horse With No Name By Annie Bodyknowit