Book titles - any more ideas?

[onemorewonthurt]

Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist

[lindum-49]

Car Booting For Those That Can't Sleep by Ian Sominak

Crikey jimbo up at the crack of your daily awakening this morning to buy next years gifts at the local boot sale.....frozen nuts and other assets and nothing else there apart from the very nice burger van with a delightful sausage and bacon sarnie and hot cup of tea to sustain as we trudged around. Soap and plastic refuse bags purchased whilst son continued his quest on the dvd's. Now has in excess of 4500 displayed and stored in his bedroom and eaves storage.

Really sorry to hear about your mobility problems, many of our bowls club members have similar ailments but not caused by the 1000 of miles you must have walked over the years. Get yourself on the bionic list my friend as waiting times must be greater in your area than most. Can only agree with your doggy mess problem, getting better down here around the streets I have noticed but the local rec next to our bowls club is awash with the stuff! And it is used for football and rugby every weekend. Enjoy Sunday, feet up then.

Onemore we haven't seen your belated birthday party advertised either?

[vanjim50]

Fork Handles by Candy Larbrarr                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Annual MOT at the docs yesterday.All goodish readings with the only cause for concern,a move into the next Type 2 band.Nursey is giving me three months of "Lifestyle Change".I have to shift some tonnage because my type 2 is very much diet /weight related.My Dad had the same news some years ago,went on a low carb regime,and lost weight safely and quickly.If,after 3 months,the weight hasn't changed dramatically,she will put me on more pills.I am not a great fan of pills and potions,so,it's down to me.She has given me the metaphoric "kick up the **bleep**" i needed so i am inspired to succeed.Plus weight loss will dramatically help my dodgy knees(wasn't he something to do with ancient Greece)         Arthritic Joints by Diogenes..Laters......

[vanjim50]

Deep Thinking by Harry Stottle

[lindum-49]

Pushing The Boat Out by Tye Tanik

......must learn to eat without swallowing jimbo...........I'm now on 50mgm of insulin alongside 1 tablet of 1000mg metformin to help me......was on 3 tablets a day for years but now the nurse has said that was ott......no wonder I was having stomach ache........the insulin is hormon based so whose a pretty boy then? Must lose weight......blood test this morning was 13 which for me is a bit high. Late night blue stilton and crackers.....whose a norty boy then!

[lindum-49]

How To Supercede Flat Pack Furniture by Allan Keyes

....still Covid-19 free here in Surreyshire and in lockdown over the last 3 months....hoping all authors are OK as well.

[onemorewonthurt]

How To Interpret Data by Anna List

All good here in Dorset.

[lindum-49]

Oops and How To Overlook A Birthday Date By Bea Lated-Wishes 

First year I missed this one, blaming the Vertigo virus I have had for the last 8 weeks getting in the way. Happy new year and come on in 2021.........didn't like your relative 2020. Healthy wishes to all authors, bless you and Peace all round. Cheers, Richard. 

[onemorewonthurt]

Oh Whoops, Forgot All About It. I’m Blaming Covid-19 by Vi Rus.

Let’s hope that 2021 is better behaved than 2020.

[edwel4723]

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - Stieg Larsson

[lindum-49]

Getting To Grips With Flat Pack Furniture by Alan Keys

Welcome to Edwel4723 on behalf of the hidden authors. Stay safe all. Happy summer.

[lindum-49]

Why Does Bottled Water Have A Sell By-Date? by Eve I Anne

[oldcoin007]

"The Filght of the Dead Buzzard" by Professor Hargrove Hinklebottomless 

[lindum-49]

How To Take Your Headache Pills by Annie Dinn

Welcome oldcoin007 on behalf of the older authors. Keep em coming.

[vanjim50]

"Lindum"The legend continuesThe Chuckle Brothers by Tommy Toyou.Hi Richard.Good to see you have survived the plague thus far.All OK here in the Shires.I will try and post a few titles on the main computer.I can't be messing with these phone thingies.Talk soon.Sent from my Galaxy

[lindum-49]

Continuing The Saga by Luke Theirback

Hi Jimbo, Yep, survived the plague so far but got hit by a mini stroke last November. Still getting over that slowly. Messed up eyesight and I have the stability of a jelly! Ruined life so far, can't drive, no bowling and I can fall up the stairs as well as down the stairs! Now have dodgy knees and a right shoulder. Enough about me. Will look back in diaries for Midshire phone number as typing is a pain. Stay sane my old friend, cheers, from a wobbly Richard.

[oldcoin007]

Who Am I?  By A. M. Nesia

[roger_roger_over_and_nowt]

Improve Your Eyesight by Seymour Clearly

[vanjim50]

"Angling for compliments" by Courtney Fish.Sent from my Galaxy

[oldcoin007]

"Not tonight, I have a headache."   - by  Every Wife 

[lindum-49]

Losing The Titles Again by Lynn Dumm

looks like someone has been tidying up this thread as missing some of vthe last pages. We lost the first 400 pages many years ago.  Ho hum. Missed the birthday date, sorry Onemorewonthurt. Hope your still out there after all these years. Happy New Year to all the authors!!