Book titles - any more ideas?

[onemorewonthurt]

Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist

[littleme61_6]

Special Memories Then By Will Remember

[onemorewonthurt]

Happy Birthday To Us by Mary Christmas and Sandy Claus.

Great to see this is still going. Keep up the good work!

[lindum-49]

Knock 3 Times And She Will Come By By Juan Moorewonthurt

.......don't be a stranger, please..........authors are not just for Christmas!

[onemorewonthurt]

Will Try To Pop Up More Often by Jack Inthebox

[littleme61_6]

Replenish Your Bank Balance By Ernie Moor

[vanjim50]

The Welsh Affair by Abbie Gavenny

My wife has accused me of having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch...

I don't know how she could say that !  HAPPY NEW YEAR ,TEAM.

[littleme61_6]

Clock Chimes In For The New Year By Isabelle Ringing

Happy New Year Vanjim, Lindum, and Onemorewonthurt. All the best for 2017. 

[lindum-49]

Sitting Here On My Own With My Glass Of Brandy & Party Popper Waiting For Midnight To Come By Billy Nomates

.........electronic friends, I will raise my glass at the assigned time and hope your doing the same............HAPPY NEW YEAR AND MAY 2017 BE KIND TO US ALL..............cheers from me to you. Richard.

[littleme61_6]

Waiting For The Clock To Strike Twelve By Will Stayawake

[lindum-49]

Bong, Bong, Bong, Bong........ By Justin Thyme 

.......yeeha almost there.................

[littleme61_6]

Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding By Belle Ringur 

[littleme61_6]

All New Year Fireworks Going Off By Joy Tooall 

[lindum-49]

Superlative London Firework Display And Robbie Williams In Concert As Well By Hugh Gotitright

.....and so we start 2017...............nite nite all

[lindum-49]

Paracetamol, My Kingdom For A Paracetamol By Ed Aches

............well Authors did we all make it safely across the threshold of another new year?.........or are there sordid tales to tell in them, as yet, unpublished book titles?.............I believe I had a dash or two of brandy last night that has left me feeling that today's Indian meal with the family at 12.30 would be better to be held later on...........but hey, in for one poppadom or two and lets see what happens.......have a great day whatever you do..........no rain / snow or ice here in Surrey as yet just in case you were wondering.........now where's those tablets.....

[littleme61_6]

Enjoy The First Day Of The New Year By May Restt

Mm, enjoy your Curry Lindum, any spare you can bring back here for us all to enjoy. 

[littleme61_6]

Celebrating Birthday on New Years Day By Littleme Happee 

[lindum-49]

CELEBRATING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LITTLEME By Lynn Dumm

.....did you know that all racehorses celebrate their birthdays on January 1st as well..............mines on the 18th................have a great day Littleme and get spoilt rotten by those around you..........if Police, oops!

Many Happy Returns!

[littleme61_6]

Birthday To Come In the Not Too Distant Future For Lindum By Rich Blessings

Oo, I might have been a racehorse then in a past life. 

My Son is a Policeman he might arrest me and drag me kicking and squeeeeming to a restaurant later. 

All the best to you and hope a very nice year. 

[vanjim50]

The Collected Works Of Roald Dahl by E.C.O'Trott

Giving the Port and Brandy a bit of a go on New Years Eve,fell asleep at 11-40 and missed it all !

"Age shall not weary them". Yeah,right.  Love to all.

[littleme61_6]

Shedding The Extra Weight From Christmas By Jim Noww

All the best to you as well Vanjim, hope a great year ahead.