Book titles - any more ideas?

[onemorewonthurt]

Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist

[vanjim50]

Shopping Finished by Tess Coe and Wal Mart

Can't download picture of bike on here Richard.Get me up on Facebook "James Guest" and apply to be my friend,then you should be able to see.Happy Christmas,old chum,keep smiling.

[lindum-49]

Smiling All The Time Worries Those Around Me! By Mustapha Larf

..........Oh genie of the lamp your wish could become true..............oh no it won't.........oh yes it will........

Christmassy Greetings from me and mine to you and yours!

So here's to remembering Christmas's past and to Christmas's that have yet to come.

Hoping the Health elf continues to administer to your needs and the Wealth elf does the same.

Merry Christmas and a Happy Healthy 2017 to us all, cheers & Ho Ho Ho, Richard.

[littleme61_6]

Feeling The Pinch After Christmas By Bill Arrived 

**All the very best for Christmas Lindum and Vanjim, so hope we all have a really nice New Year. **

[lindum-49]

Creating The Perfect Christmas Dinner By R Bistoe

........Hoping the Health elf continues to administer to your needs and the Wealth elf does the same littleme...........mind you depends if you have been naughty or nice?........vanjim doesn't stand a chance like me!

[littleme61_6]

Drinking Too Much Over Christmas By Yul Regrett

Oo, so hope the Health elf and the Wealth elf comes a visiting with Father Christmas, that would be great. Ho ho ho. 

I am never naughty me, always good ..........well, unless I have to fight off anyone trying to raid my choccie stash.  

[littleme61_6]

Perfect Stuffing For The Christmas Turkey By P Axo 

**I just looked back to page 1. Well over 10,000 Book Titles in nearly 12 years since this thread was started on the 27th December 2004. Amazing!**

[lindum-49]

Christmas For Insomniacs By Juan Mooresleep

.........well done littleme for looking back...........the Ebay elves removed the first 4000 titles which many have been recreating since then...........so many happy memories of yesteryear looking back when we were all trying to win a special Ebay mug..........mine still has pride of place in the cabinet.........now worth a fortune on Ebay of course.........  our founder still pops on now and again around our birthday....see last years chat.......into infinity and beyond........now about your choccies?

[littleme61_6]

Enjoying the Christmas Songs By Carol Singurs

**Ooo, best you keep your eyes and mitts orf my choccie stash Lindum, or you will need the Health elf**   

[littleme61_6]

Such a shame wasn't it about the removal of all those book titles. At least thankfully so many have been added since. 

Aww, so proud you must have felt when you received your special Ebay mug. Well done. 

Best Sweet Dessert By Angel Cayke

[lindum-49]

What Have I Forgotten To Buy For Christmas And Will I Survive By Juan Mooreday

...........oh my god I don't have any cocktail sticks!............for the pigs in bacon..........where do I get some?

[littleme61_6]

Final Touches To All Christmas Trees By T Insel 

*Oo, any cocktail stick shop will sell them to you* 

[lindum-49]

Opening The Presents Early By Sir Rano Ham

...........yes and a photo to prove it...............

[littleme61_6]

Santa Is On His Way - By Rudolph Rednose

[lindum-49]

Wishing All The Authors, Past, Present & Future A Very Merry Christmas By Lynn Dumm

....may you all find something on Christmas Day.

[lindum-49]

Gone In A Flash Of Magic Dust By Diddy Leave-Pressies

.......I believe...........I must have been nice not norty Jimbo & Liitleme............Happy Crimbo!

[littleme61_6]

Full To The Brim Of Turkey By T Ummyfull

I must have been nice as well Lindum because I got lots of nice pressies, choccies as well. 

Happy Crimbo to you as well as Jimbo. 

[lindum-49]

Only Another 365 Days To Wait For Santa To Return By Will I'makeit

....glad your day went well Littleme like ours did...........first time due to a leg injury I couldn't do the memorial walk to put flowers around my wife's tree in the local woods, family all went instead though and laid flowers and hearts into the branches, looked nice as good weather down here today..... .......hope grumpy's did as well.............probably locked himself in his shed and polished his bike...........now to start tidying up for tomorrow.......I catered for 7 today and only 6 tomorrow.........should be a doddle.........another turkey sandwich vicar?.....ho ho ho

[littleme61_6]

How To Shed Excess Weight From Christmas Day By Will Diett

All so touching Lindum in Memory of your precious wife. Shame of course you were not able to go on the walk to her tree. But you were there in heart, mind, and with love. 

My dad passed away 2011 on Boxing Day such precious memories flood back to me, he will always live on  in my heart. 

Sure all who come to you today will so love being there with you, and tucking into the meal you are making. 

[lindum-49]

27 December 2016 By Al Ready

Happy Birthday To Us,

Happy Birthday To Us,

Happy Birthday Dear Authors,

Happy Birthday To Us.............................

we've lasted more years than some marriages......so again to our lady founder - Onemorewonthurt - thanks for starting something on 27 December 2004 at 12.35pm that is still going on.......well creaking on slowly.........so enjoy your slice of cake washed down with a nice cuppa and we will let someone else do the tidying and washing up today.....Happy Burfenday All.

[lindum-49]

Birthday Greetings By Lynn Dumm