Book titles - any more ideas?

[onemorewonthurt]

Elf hypnosis by Si Cologist

[lindum-49]

Garden Centres - The Complete Christmas Experience By Hugh Needshops

........my local one is even taking orders for turkeys......wots that all about?

[littleme61_6]

.. It would turn out pear-shaped if they ended up with more pre-orders than what their supplier of Turkeys have. 

Cooking The Perfect Meal By T. Reddy

[lindum-49]

Cooking Llama For Christmas Lunch By Juan Off

........but will it fit in the oven?

[littleme61_6]

Ahaa, now that 'is' the question.  

Tips On How To Be Attractive By B. Cumming 

[vanjim50]

66th Birthday Today by Candy Larbra

The mind of a 25 year old.

The body of a 66 year old.

And the knees of a 100 year old.Age shall not weary them.Yeah,right...

[lindum-49]

Happy Birthday Jimbo By Manny Happy-Returns & Lynn Dumm

Happy Birthday To You!

Happy Birthday To You!

Happy Birthday Dear Jimbo!

Happy Birthday To You!!!!

There's still no cure for the common Birhday mate. But those that have the most live the longest. Age doesn't matter unless your a cheese and Growing OLD is mandatory but Growing UP is optional!

Knees can be replaced but look after your liver, probably too late in your case...............hope you got spoilt rotten today and again tomorrow. Best wishes across these electrons, cheers, Richard.

[lindum-49]

I Am A Name Not A Number By Juan Year-Older

.............In some cultures 66 is a mythical symbol and a revered number..............but over here, nope.......now 66 came out in 2014!

[littleme61_6]

Hoe you had a lovely Birthday Jimbo. All the best. 

The Fallen, and Never Forgotten By Poppy Day

[lindum-49]

How To Treat Blocked Sinuses By Dai N Might

........I'b got a ed cold............wasn't there earlier today but by 5pm tonight nose running, coughing and spluttering.........feeling very iffy.........if I wasn't retired I'd have tomorrow off! Thank goodness for Otrivine in the medicine cupboard and Beechams Max strebgth powders........had the flu jab 3 weeks ago as well..........I hate microbes!!!

There's still no cure for the common cold............5 days coming, 5 days going my Mum used to say bless her, feed a cold starve a fever...........anyone for a turkey sarnie this late then?

[littleme61_6]

>>>>> coming in with a mask on >> 

Beware Of Your Surroundings By Luke Arownd

[lindum-49]

Do Cold Remedies Really Work? By A Tishoo

.......hope you don't catch the virus littleme61_6...........colds must be a multi million pound industry nowadays.........and cost industry zillions of pounds by people being off work..........time for someone to kill the cold bug?

[littleme61_6]

I will carry on eating choccies, those appear to ward off them germies. 

Anything At All You Desire By Grant Wishes

[vanjim50]

Hot Drinks And Sympathy by Rich T Biskitt

I don't know anyone who hasn't suffered some form of cold this Autumn,old chum.They are just so annoying and a pain in the a**e.Are you still doing good things with book stalls etc for your local hospital?Or has a comfy chair and the Sunday Times crossword arrived as a very happy substitute? .I must admit that if offered a rerun of Lovejoy on daytime telly,then cleaning the bike exhaust in the back garden goes a little further back on the to do list.Keep smiling.....it worries people.

[lindum-49]

I Wanted A Porsche But Got A Porch Instead By Dai Lexicsanta

Hi Jimbo, I have stopped all charity activity after 45 years of doing it - other than a couple of good causes quiz nights. Now leaving it for others to take over - have donated a ton of stuff to our local charity shops to compensate though. Decluttering I believe it is now called. Still loads to go.

Have the comfy chairs thanks to Ebay but tend to nod off instead of doing the crosswords - Sunday Times eh? I couldn't even do the crossword in The Pig Farmers Weekly!

I have been watching the reruns of Lovejoy on daytime tv instead of decorating. I know, must try harder. Remembered you were a big fan as well.

Hope you liked the snap of my trusty steed a few entries ago...........time for you to add a snap of yours. Getting ready for the colder weather down here, like today. Expect you'll get it before we do as usual.

No need to smile as I worry everybody any way my friend.

Stay sane and upright......every day you can swing your legs out of bed in the morning is a good day............now that profile photo of yours needs updating methinks........smile, say Castrol R.

[vanjim50]

Ebay Say No by Dick Enzian

Ebay inform me i do not have "enough privileges" to post a picture of my bike.Any ideas,Richard?

[lindum-49]

Big Brother Watching? By Ivan Ideer

......just a thought Jimbo that maybe the photo could exceed their size quota as an attachment............so make a copy of the snap and put into a win zip file .......use that file when adding as an attachment.....should take the size down below 350kb. Have added another one below that was 3.4mb now down to 320kb. Seems only .jpg or .gif files are acceptable..........could be that yours might be a .png in which case try a rename on the copy.

Good luck............. 

[lindum-49]

Whatever Happened To Winnie The Pooh? By Dee Forestation

.......the stories just stopped, so will we ever know?

[littleme61_6]

Bedtime Stories By Goldie Locks

[lindum-49]

How The Wicked Witch Of The North Crashed! By Juan C Uponatime

........rather damp here in Surreyshire today although blue skies and a bit of sun are trying to get through......stay dry folks.

[littleme61_6]

Weather Forecasts By Wayne allot

Fortunately no rain my side today, calm with no wind too. Such a terrible shame for all those that have had, and still have flooding. I am fortunate to live on high ground.