04-01-2015 9:39 AM
What is greater than God,
More evil than the Devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it,
And rich or poor,
If you eat it,
You will surely die!
Answer?
Nothing - nothing is greater than God, nor more evil than the Devil, the poor have nothing, the rich need nothing, and rich or poor, if you eat nothing, you will surely starve to death!
Ok, so gramatically it's incorrect, but it took me a long time to work it out. Clever, eh?
04-01-2015 9:41 PM
in the search for religion......... I have studied many books......... watched many documentaries........ i was brought up a strict catholic..... mass before school five days a week...... on sundays as I was in the "legion of mary" I also read out the readings twice on a sunday.
I believe in being good....which I know i am carp at.......... but our legacy is to instill in our children.. tolerance, and humility.....and to understand others beliefs.
I must go now for a few days..........
04-01-2015 9:52 PM
04-01-2015 11:18 PM
Dear Leo, would you like the church flowers? Look out for a big van
Since my illness I have been so confused about God and everything. To put it simply there is nothing I have read or found that reduces my fears.
I'm not being morbid, I hope, just realistic, so I don't think about it at all any more, except when my husband makes me laugh when he says my funeral is turning into a social event. Well, that can't be bad, can it?
KATE - loads of lilies, lots and lots, beautifully scented ones too. You have no say in the matter, lol.
05-01-2015 7:13 AM
There was an Ebay seller selling coffins who said that they were producing a self assembly version.
They did point out that if the buyer intended one for themselves, to make sure they ordered it early enough.
05-01-2015 10:26 AM - edited 05-01-2015 10:27 AM
oh banks thats briliant lol........... I am quite handy with diy...... might make myself one.... or get threw in the green bin
05-01-2015 11:00 AM
no rainy!
05-01-2015 11:05 AM
tara....
05-01-2015 12:53 PM
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05-01-2015 6:32 PM
No god here...why do lovely, innocent people get Cancer ?
05-01-2015 7:28 PM
05-01-2015 7:47 PM
What is greater than God...........................well according to about 2 million Kids at Christmas, that will have been an X BOX.