In the process of joining another bank the manager was asking a series of questions on a screen. One of them was "Have you ever had a CCJ held against you for child maintenance from the Child Support Agency?"
"None which I would admit to!" I quipped. We both laughed and carried on to the next section. All, that is, except my o/h who remained stone faced.
Some women just don't understand a man's sense of humour. (Roll eyes/ groan)