In the process of joining another bank the manager was asking a series of questions on a screen.  One of them was "Have you ever had a CCJ held against you for child maintenance from the Child Support Agency?"
 
"None which I would admit to!"  I quipped.  We both laughed and carried on to the next section.  All, that is, except my o/h who remained stone faced.
 
Some women just don't understand a man's sense of humour.  (Roll eyes/ groan)