Visiting friends over Easter?

[5129frederick]

Visiting friends over Easter?  You'll have to use the smallest room in the house sometime.

For a quieter No.2 with no "splash back" (or evidence of use), put three or four leaves of paper where the water is in first.  Discrete, wouldn't you agree?

[captainbovine]

[5129frederick]

[**towery**]

😮   do you know the average of the posters here  Fred?

im sure that many are gobsmacked twice over by this post

[5129frederick]

Better keep my head down, then before I land myself in hot water.  Ironically it appeared in a woman's magazine many years ago, and the editors saw fir to publish it.   Apologies if it's too much of a taboo subject.  Faux pas on my sde. 

[ilove2patch]

No taboo Frederick. Just funny you would think us ladies would need such advice! lol

[5129frederick]

[saasher2012]

Blush, horror, Cor blimey !!

[ilove2patch]

[carolyorkie2010]

What if you've got WIND though? How do you solve that one, LOL

[twishy123]

Never have that problem meself Fred......

               

[*chez*]

Does this work at any time or just at Easter?

[ed_blackadder_1]

Oh Fred you are a one,  no offence taken here, good advice but as has been said what about if you have wind any ideas.

[carolyorkie2010]

I suppose you could take a radio into the bathroom and turn the volume up, LOL What a subject!

[calibra101]

That post just made me laugh so much . Made my day. Thanks Fred     

[ginap.123]

Just what I've always wanted. Instructions on how to poo! How have I survived all these years without knowing 😩

[5129frederick]

DEFINITELY keeping my head down on this one!    I guess I'll never live it down!  Oh well.  

[mr-expresso]

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@ginap.123 wrote:
Just what I've always wanted. Instructions on how to poo! How have I survived all these years without knowing 😩

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Maybe because you never visited friends over Easter....

[carolyorkie2010]

At least we got a laugh out of it, Fred. Having had Crohns disease for 36 years, I have spent that large chunk of my life discussing my bowels and giving samples!! Very embarrassing at times.

[mr-expresso]

Further advice on this subject.....

If visiting friends over Christmas....  Due to the amount of food consumed it is advisable to double the amout of paper you place in toilet....