The EU for beginners

[mustard-tree]

For anybody who doesn’t fully understand the EU situation,
it is explained very simply below........

Pythagoras' theorem - 24 words.
Lord's Prayer - 66 words.
Archimedes' Principle - 67 words.
10 Commandments - 179 words.
Gettysburg address - 286 words.
US Declaration of Independence - 1,300 words.
US Constitution with all 27 Amendments - 7,818 words.
EU regulations on the sale of cabbage - 26,911 words

[5129frederick]

BRILL!   Now I know!

[dark_castle1]

Yes but more to the point !

Have they decided what colour, shape and size they have to be before they can be sold ?       

[tawe59]

For a spilt second I thought I could click on each one and read them. Then I got to the last line and chuckled. Personally i'm voting OUT. I don't like being told what to do,especially by someone in another country. Yes things would be different if we were to leave,but only DIFFERENT not necessarily Worse. I also believe that with 60Million+ people in the UK no one is going to refuse to do business with us. 60 Million+ people have alot of bargaining power. Then we can buy,sell,give away any shape ,size or colour cabbages we want.

[cee-dee]

The cabbage regulations were never that long and they've been scrapped anyway.