THE FHG SEWING THREAD :-D

[ilove2patch]

As requested, a place for us to ask for help and advice from other stitchers and to show the things we make.
Over to you.:-D

[captainbovine]

oooh I love a Geordie accent...would love a Geordie to scratch my ears and whisper something nice to me at this moment....

[captainbovine]

hhhmmm .... ssssooooooo I won't need it to prod anyone out of me way then...?

[ed_blackadder_1]

Aaaaaaahh now thats an idea.

[captainbovine]

what....the Geordie, or the cake fork?

Is that Stan there in the fireplace? OMG, she's been mixing cocktails!!! ... it never leaves you does it, your job I mean?

[bitsnknots]

Cake anyone?

[stan3502]

Sex on the beach anyone or who fancies a screwball

[ed_blackadder_1]

Do you not think she might have had too many cough cocktails

[ed_blackadder_1]

Oh now you are talking Stan, Black Russian for me please, ta very muchly

[stan3502]

Lol ed thats me without the excess xmas baggage never mind the cocktails

[ed_blackadder_1]

Sorry just popped out to make sure the cabaret is ready

[ed_blackadder_1]

Ladies please take your seats they are here..................................

[ed_blackadder_1]

Are you ready?..................................

[ed_blackadder_1]

Here they come......................................

[captainbovine]

who? who?  hurry up....my lappy's making a funny noise!!!!!

[ed_blackadder_1]

A big round of applause please...............................

[ed_blackadder_1]

It's the Chippendales .........................

[captainbovine]

[captainbovine]

please tell me none of those are Geordies............

[stan3502]

OMG where did you find these reprobates ......................look like all my old regulars are up to their old tricks

[ed_blackadder_1]

Sorry CB I wasn't listening to their voices.