Now then ladies let me fill you in on a little tale, did I ever tell you that in my spare time I am an international jewel thief
Well there I was at geneva airport with a diamond in my hand bag and a sapphire secured in my pants whilst my rather large emeralds knocked around my nips when along came the biggest security guards I have ever seen in my life .
So all this time I have been away I have been being strip searched and interrogated by the men in high places .....................
What do you mean you dont believe me !!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh okay then the truth is I am laid up flat on my back in the local hossie and I'm bored out of my tiny little brain.
Thanks for all the messages but this is the first time I've been allowed internet access as mr stan was under strict instuctions that I am bedrest only with as little movement as possible so he has been holding my gadgets hostage (blinkin meanie)
Sciatica kicked in big time again and just because they liked me so much they also gave me a pressie whilst I 've been here of ...........................norovirus Yeay whoopee thanks so much Maelor hospital.
Will hopefully be out in a couple of days now so keep your fingers crossed (merc in your case your legs will do lol)
will try and catch up with my messages as soon as poss but please bear with me xxxxxxxxxxxxx
“I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.”
