My secret life .........................

[stan3502]

Now then ladies let me fill you in on a little tale, did I ever tell you that in my spare time I am an international jewel thief

Well there I was at geneva airport with a diamond in my hand bag and a sapphire secured in my pants whilst my rather large emeralds knocked around my nips when along came the biggest security guards I have ever seen in my life .

So all this time I have been away I have been being strip searched and interrogated by the men in high places .....................

What do you mean you dont believe me   !!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh okay then the truth is I am laid up flat on my back in the local hossie and I'm bored out of my tiny little brain.

Thanks for all the messages but this is the first time I've been allowed internet access as mr stan was under strict instuctions that I am bedrest only with as little movement as possible so he has been holding my gadgets hostage (blinkin meanie)

Sciatica kicked in big time again and just because they liked me so much they also gave me a pressie whilst I 've been here of ...........................norovirus Yeay whoopee thanks so much Maelor hospital.

Will hopefully be out in a couple of days now so keep your fingers crossed (merc in your case your legs will do lol)

will try and catch up with my messages as soon as poss but please bear with me xxxxxxxxxxxxx

[stan3502]

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@captainbovine wrote:

...and I missed ya when I came to get plastered again?????

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Now Now Cooo what have I told you about hitting the hard stuff .........................now lay off the G&T and pour yourself a ice cup of grass juice

[captainbovine]

pppfffttt! grass juice??....gives ya the runs that stuff...

the thing is...the food in there is better than it was last year, so imagine how bad it was the time you visited me!

[stroppy*cow]

With sciatica and noro-virus you don't really think that she cared what the food is like!

Sending get well vibes - I do appreciate the logistical difficulties.

[captainbovine]

aye, well, there is that Stroppy....just don't eat it and cut out the middle man!!!!!

[rose2008-2008]

GET WELL SOON LOVELY STAN!!!. ((())) BIGGER AND BIGGER HUGS XXXXX

[captainbovine]

morning Stan, had yer bits washed? are you up in the chair today? how ya feeling....how long before you can come home?

right questions over.....fancy a game of scrabble?..

[twishy123]

mmmnn mnnndddnnn, mmm mmm mbbb mmmmnnnn? 

*removes face mask*

Sorry,I'll say that again....Good Morning,how are you feeling?

Don't play scrabble with the Capt....she cheats and makes up words...

[cat-knitter]

STAN ............... here you are  

Sorry to hear your poorly Mrs    ............ we've missed you loads & we were close to sending out a search party.
I hope someones putting soothing cream on your sore botty  

Please get well soon & escape that horrible place 

[stan3502]

Well I've managed to walk a whole ten yards to the end of the ward so I must be on the mend am hoping they will set me free on friday all being well and by the way CB confabbydabbydoo's is nor a word never mind a triple letter score now behave and lets get on with the game xx

[bitsnknots]

Hope that you are feeling better today Stan.  BTW, can I join in the scrabble please?  Is supercallawotsit allowed?

[stan3502]

only if I'm allowed quvizicled xx

[ed_blackadder_1]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch,  I win

[**towery**]

good to see you around Stan

you should have bribed the nurses to let them read you what was going off  here and  fb

hope  you  get home soon  

[bitsnknots]

Some good words there for the Scrabble game.

[1311rose]

sciatica and norvirus - not a good combination to get

Hope you get well soon

[rhubarbcity]

Hope you are feeling better soon mrs stan

[stampingpat]

Sending you big hugs Stan. Sounds painful and nasty. xxxxxxx

[petitecalicocat]

Yay stan great to 'hear' from you , get well soon .

I didnt believe that the  jewel thief bit ....unless .....your really in hossy due to swallowing diamonds bet that would give ya the runs too  

[fishpieface]

Oh golly gosh Stan, that's a bit much to put up with isn't it?!

Hope you are allowed home real soon and continue with a very

speedy recovery.

Talking of speedy, anyone want a black kitten with the world speed record for

legging it up the curtains?!  This kitten is obsessed with the curtains, he gets inside

them somehow then peeps out with such a cute little face that I have to forgive him!

[stan3502]

Think we need new piccy's fishie to see how fast he's growing