Hello, I am trying to write a limerick and would appreciate any help at all? Thanks

[fishpieface]

There was an old lady from Mold

Who had the most terrible cold,

She went to the doctor

But he only mocked her

Saying, "It gets like that when you're old".

We used to have competitions in the car when going on holiday to see who could write the best limerick.  Somewhere

I've got a whole notebook full of the ones we wrote.

The first two lines, and the last line should rhyme and the second and third lines should rhyme with each other.

[mustard-tree]

I think that should be   the third and fourth lines should rhyme with each other.

[023mjc]

There was a young girl from devizes

Who had boobies of differing sizes

One was quite small

It was nothing at all

But the other was large and won prizes.

[cee-dee]

The version of that I know is about a young chap from Devises......

[otherego]

I believe this well known (and I think anonymous) limerick sums up much of the difficulty implicit in the form:

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
  But the good ones I've seen
  So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

[otherego]

Sorry - forgot to attribute that - it's in Wkipedia at the moment.

[celtictherese]

Thank you so much.  Ive written a good few myself but am looking to pay someone for a 'good one', its to do

with a wedding.

[celtictherese]

Thank you to everyone.

[cee-dee]

Jill and her friend were to be wed,

"It won't work" everyone said.

She went to the Church,

But was left in the lurch,

'Cos the Groom took a bridesmaid to bed.

(Change the girl's name to suit)

[celtictherese]

Thanks so much, I appreciate that.

[cee-dee]

Hope you enjoyed that, it's new, composed just for you and has never appeared anywhere else.

[aernethril]

She wore something borrowed and blue,

her shoes were all shiny and new,

he said to her, cold:

"You forgot about 'old'"

She laughed and said: "Silly, that's you!

[fishpieface]

Yes, you are right Mustardtree, I did mean to say third and fourth lines to rhyme.

[penguin7902]

Janet and Jonny were wed

That night, as they lay in their bed

She said "in the church

my heart it did lurch....

should've married your brother instead"