Boooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stan3502]

[twishy123]

AAAARRRGGGGGGGGGGGG......

I thought Halloween was over.....

STAAANNNNNNN 

[stan3502]

Hello twishy , now c'mon fill me in what have I missed 

[twishy123]

wellllllll..........

CG is eggspecting and has given up lap dancing for the moment.....

Maggie has taken up wiv a sailor from the Titanic...he's a bit soggy but she's making him a quilt to keep him warm....

Grumpy is.....well ....Grumpy...

Books is hugging everyone and trying to keep us organised and in check...(not working)

and Merc is corrupting all us genteel folks wiv lewd jokes wot I don't understand at all.......

so nowt much different  really........

[stan3502]

and are you still on that liquid chocolate and wine diet ???

[twishy123]

OOOOOOHHHHH Yus...of course..although I have now discovered a choklit liquor that kills two birds with one stone .....

[stan3502]

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@twishy123 wrote:

OOOOOOHHHHH Yus...of course..although I have now discovered a choklit liquor that kills two birds with one stone .....

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or should that be stuns 1 fish with 2 shots

[chickengrandma-2008]

Oooo Hello stan, now you come to mention it I haven't seen you around for a while.  This place did seem a little more sane!  Have you been on your hols?

I might have given up the pole dancing (only for the 9 months) but I didn't know Maggie had a 'toyboy'!!

(she's gonna kill me isn't she, but she IS older than me, there's no denying it!!!)

We might see a little more life now you're back! 

[stan3502]

so pole dancings a no-no then but how are you getting on with those naked tap dancing lessons ................ and what about the skinny dipping ?

[chickengrandma-2008]

You've been peeping in my windows haven't you!!!    You know full well they weren't naked tap dancing lessons!  I'd just come out of the shower and there was a bloomin' great spider on the floor, I was trying to stamp on it but it was a bit too quick!

It's pretty mean of you to mention the fact that they don't make swimming cozzies big enough to fit me.  It's got NOTHING to do with fish and chips, chocolate and wine, it's a medical condition!!  The doctor said it's called 'toolongsittingonyourlazy*rsesyndrome' it sounds very serious to me, so I try and rest as much as possible.  

[ilove2patch]

I think I suffer with that too CG. It's very serious! lol

[stan3502]

Oh you mean it has a real medical term ..................... now knows what to put on my self certification note LOL xx

[cookiecookuk]

hello stan  twishy is also wishing for a used thong and nipple tassles for christmas

[rose2008-2008]

Hello STAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ((())) Good to hear from you again!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[twishy123]

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@cookiecookuk wrote:

hello stan  twishy is also wishing for a used thong and nipple tassles for christmas

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Am quite liking these actually.....

[stan3502]

What about these twishy

[twishy123]

I've found CG's practise pair......

[twishy123]

I like those Stan 

ooooooh look.... classy ones...

[chickengrandma-2008]

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@twishy123 wrote:

I've found CG's practise pair......

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Fried eggs won't even begin to cover them.  Have you got a couple of woks?  

[chickengrandma-2008]

Does it look as though they'd fit??  I ask ya!!