A little joke to maybe cheer you up !

[dark_castle1]

A young lady calls her dad after midnight saying "Can you come and collect me as I have missed the last bus and it is pouring with rain" ?

Dad says "Of course I can ! Where are you ringing from" ?

Young lady says " From the top of my head right down to my knickers" !

Maybe this wee joke will only be a bit funny to Scots as ringing (wringing) means soaking wet in Scottish slang.

[bitsnknots]

Good one DC.

[ed_blackadder_1]

Haha very funny 😂

[millielilac]

Not just Scotland ....common in Northern England too ...

[stan3502]

[dark_castle1]

How many Spaniards does it take to change a light bulb ?

Just Juan !              (wan,  one)

[ed_blackadder_1]

Ha ha

[bitsnknots]

I always think that the daftest jokes are the best.

[captainbovine]

wwwwhhhhaaaaa

[dark_castle1]

A young lad tells his mate he is getting married and will be wearing a kilt,

His mate says "Whits the tartan" ?

The young lad says "oh she will be wearing a white dress".

[merc1_clocks]

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@dark_castle1 wrote:

A young lad tells his mate he is getting married and will be wearing a kilt,

His mate says "Whits the tartan" ?

The young lad says "oh she will be wearing a white dress".

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[5129frederick]

On the same subject, what's the difference between Bing Crosbt and Walt Disney?

Bing sings, but Walt Disney - (Walt dis nay sing)  No?  Please yourself! ;-D

[dark_castle1]

Fred ! great to see you again. Welcome back.

[5129frederick]

Just passing through.   Didn't think anybody would remember me, of if they did, it would be for all the wrong reasons!

[dark_castle1]

I remember you fred. Are you still selling your quality jigsaws ?

You likely may remember me as rescued_corgi but since Suzie had to go and play at Rainbow Bridge I changed my name to this as i was passing Eilean Donan castle early one morning and the mist was low on the loch and drifting down the mountains.

[peteryola]

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@dark_castle1 wrote:

as i was passing Eilean Donan castle

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This place you mean?  ( Sorry it's not a very sharp photo ).

[dark_castle1]

Yes peter that is the castle.

a picture taken on a brighter day than when I passed early in the morning.

[cee-dee]

A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital A & E. The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away.

Another doctor runs into the room and says, "you're in luck, two hearts just became available, so you will get to choose which one you want. One belongs to a Lawyer and the other to a social worker".

The man quickly responds, "the Lawyers.".

The doctor says, "Wait! Don't you want to know a little about them before you make your decision?"

The man says, "I already know enough. We all know that social workers are bleeding hearts and the Lawyer's probably never used his. So I'll take the Lawyers!"

[merc1_clocks]

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@dark_castle1 wrote:

Yes peter that is the castle.

a picture taken on a brighter day than when I passed early in the morning.

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  Driving must be more enjoyable with views like that DC 

[merc1_clocks]

  Hi fred