26-01-2016 6:55 PM
A young lady calls her dad after midnight saying "Can you come and collect me as I have missed the last bus and it is pouring with rain" ?
Dad says "Of course I can ! Where are you ringing from" ?
Young lady says " From the top of my head right down to my knickers" !
Maybe this wee joke will only be a bit funny to Scots as ringing (wringing) means soaking wet in Scottish slang.
01-02-2016 11:36 AM
Hi ya,
Missed me or remembering me for all the wrong reasons? Not the latter I hope! I've mellowed with age.
02-02-2016 10:09 AM
Ach fred...I don't think you'll ever cahange
02-02-2016 4:16 PM
Hi everyone.
02-02-2016 5:37 PM
02-02-2016 9:42 PM
I love it driving in the early hours of the morning merc when the roads are really quite with very little traffic, only a few of us delivery drivers either trying to get to deliveries or having overnighted in some layby moving again trying to get home. Views like that make it all worth while and I get to see some spectacular views with different lighting from normal people who are in bed when I see them.
03-02-2016 8:24 PM
I knew somebody who sold holiday homes in Spain where time-wise every second counted. It was during the early sixties where you'd have "Goods to declare/Nothing to declare" which you stuck to the inside of your front screen. A seasoned traveller he knew the system inside out. The world and his uncle would stick the green badge "othing to declare" on the inside of their car and if four ferries all came in at the same time, you were in for a three hour wait. Not this bloke - he was really smart! He'd intentionally buy an extra bottle of brandy and prominantly stick the "Goods to declare" red sticker on his front screen. All knew him by name. On each occasion he was waved down and was on his way in ten minutes flat with handshakes all round. He didn't even drink! Very clever!
05-02-2016 8:04 PM