THE BAR IS OPEN

[captain_feathersword_1]

where are all the drinkers?


come on lindi put that laptop down.

jugs where are you?

My round first what ya all havin?

[sunflower0806]

Hello, how is everyone?

[mrperk]

[djt1762]

please could I have an Irish please

[djt1762]

can anyone tell me how long it takes to get your money through PAYPAL when you have sold something

[kardisks]

Well here is a good one ....HOW TO WASTE A PERSONS TIME..

you start your day going through ones mass of junk mail..and of course all the nice payment ones ...trying to do five things at once like you do THEN.....Hello wots this a customer been waiting how long ...NO CANT HAVE THAT
I send out all my items asap normal next day...PANIC..
so off u go and spend lets say a good 2 hours trying to track down the so say item...ODD cant find any ref. to this...More panic..I know..me thinks may I have your address (hoping to tie it up at my end)..and yes address is given...Funny no name...Off goes email..back comes email....so you end up with all your paper work all over the floor...panic panic...(cant help it hate letting people down)..but still no joy.....THEN >>>hello wots this
the item number on the first email..is not the same as the other email..TWIG!!! Please sent your paypal payment ref. . . . NO REPLY....HAVE YOU GOT IT...hours wasted cus
some little s~#t . . /what is the matter with some people.......or is it me trying to hard...BE WARNED

[punk2611]

i'm a bit confused

[mead1961]

Evening all,desparate for a large one...house full of teenagers,all just done there self a bbq,and now suppose to be watching dvd.....the laughs and screams coming from room tell me otherwise!!!oh well somebody buy me a drink pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeese..

[gowkthrapple]

right you lot - do something worthwhile for a minute...

get on Joshs' thread and bump like you have never bumped before!

read it and you'll know why - something like that hits us all at sometime!!

go on BUMP!

[sparkymark37]

sparky would like a double jamesons on the rocks please and i would love a large vodka and coke!! please. Nice to meet you, were new here.

[redbeast2002]

the sun is so hot i could do with an ice cold WKD

[hotlinux]

For the hot summer evening: News just in on my email:

Jacobs Creek 6x75cl - Shiraz Cabernet / Grenache Shiraz / Semillon Chardonnay only £ 17.99 per case (VAT to be added).

at Makro's - quite nice drinkable stuff as well. How does that compare with the local Offie?

I'll bring back a few bottles and leave them on the bar.

[www-ebsy-co-uk]

Who turn at the jukebox?

[www-ebsy-co-uk]

I kan't spel cause Im already drunck! 😉

Bcardi and coke please!

[licken28]

WHATS THE SCORE, MY FIRST TIME CAN ANYONE TALK ME THROUGH IT

[mrperk]

Bcardi and coke! Make that FIVE please!



Been one of those days!

[frank-spoon]

lo folks had a crap day at work so got home and tried to fix my trike ,got her going ,only to overheat the bleedin thing lucky enough in the pub car park ,goes to the pub to get some water (yes,yes we belive you ) pub shut till six ,so can i have a pint of popes eye and i,ll just sit quiet by here*wet myself and flamin give up,poo sticks!

[immortalgreen]

mmm decisions decisions i would like a nice wee malt whisky think i will have aberfeldy followed by an ardbeg to waken up my taste buds.

[frank-spoon]

that Ardbeg is brewed in a bath in bristol ,i had abottle at xmas and i still have it (less 1 nip) the Islay malts dont agree with me ,thats why i drink out of a brown paper bag by the library burp ! sorry are you my carer? where's ma glasses?

[si.short]

would anyone be interested in buying w.rooney@gmail.com

email me simonjamesshort@hotmail.com

[gmathi1]

Alright a pint of miller please!